worthosoriginals

I noticed during footy games on hot days players stopped tipping cold water on their heads now the physios bring out hot tea (in China cups) here lads i just boiled another, you'll be feeling cool and fresh in no time.

Thats why they keep their coats on in a heatwave to keep even hotter which cools them down

They're swigging scalding hot tea to speed up the process

Sold him to Chelsea, he's turfing their bench

It's going to get so hot it's rumoured a few pensioners might take their coats off

Thats the magic of boiling water

Well, you got it now

It's plan B.

Chelsea.

At least you won't have to worry about music reviews in the papers when you can start the day as an angry bigot

Just spoke to someone that works at the council, he said we stopped them groundsmen at lcfc flytipping old turf

They're not fussed about nice pitches, just nice make up, hair, nails and that

I wouldn't worry about it, the suns out, the pubs are open

Which player has that?

It's not spelt gripp it's grippp

And then moan about winning it

For a bloke nudging 80 the old boy done good

Young gun silver fox, recent album pleasure

Sounds like he was almost as good as the charlie x slut

First man on the moon.

I didn't realise 1975 lead singer looks like Stephen mangan on ketamine

Everton get him and cast out dyche for being shite. There's a thread on here of experts saying dyche is exactly what we need and they say top is clueless.

Just seen your preference above, growly voiced metal shite . Worse than rap that drivel

You stick with yer top of the pops then bud