Orkneyfox

Must be a close run thing with IDS?

I'll try and keep peeping out to see how its going.

Got lots of paper kindling now, just add a drop of whisky and away you go.

Too late, l aready shredded it

And to think I bought your book!

I have this and some apple turnovers, can I come in please?

Elementary.

As Cheryl Cole announced her secret marriage to her french boyfriend she excitedly showed off her ring to the gathered reporters. Turns out it is surrounded by a rose tattoo...

Some kid threw a piece of cheese at me the other day. I thought - that's mature !!

Since Luis Suarez was banned from any football-related activity Nottingham Forest are reported as showing immediate interest...

Not sure if an absolute c*nt but definitely very weird: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/06/06/masturbationman-sentenced-masturbating-library-holding-cucumber_n_5459591.html?1402064781

Ah, it's a LoG obsession.

You have a wife?! Good grief.

Those that can't spell racking also qualify.

a taste of Orkney

For those of you who like technology and pulchritudinous ladies from Brazil: http://elitedaily.com/envision/girls/brazilian-women-testing-flyjet-exactly-need-monday-morning-video/

on top facing forward

Surely this should be in the Absolute Cvnts thread?

http://aattp.org/du-pont-heir-and-child-rapist-free-on-probation-because-he-wouldnt-fare-well-in-prison-video/ He raped his own 3 year old daughter and got probabtion!

District 13 -Ultimatum. A french film with cracking action scenes.

That joke has been attributed to Winston Churchill. George Bernard Shaw and Mark Twain! “Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?" Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... " Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?" Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!" Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the priceâ€

Thanks for the additional info. Certainly sound dubious to say the least.

So we said " You've got this situation, don't go charging in, only way to sort it is to creep up, minimize causalities etc" They ignored us, it all went tits up.

Yes but its a trip out. On the night of my Dads funeral me and my step siblings all went out to the Broken Spoke Bar (In Austin Texas) for some beers and a bit of dancing, it was a lot better than sitting around moping. My step mother chose not to come but the rest of us felt better for it.