Orkneyfox

Thank goodness, that clears that up then!

Why do ladies in porn films keep their shoes on (I have heard)?

In this day and age why do teachers still insist that children waste time and wallpaper covering exercise books!!!?

That was Thursday 16th but the storm passed by to the north, but I got soaked yesterday when out tour guiding. Autumn has begun.

Skaill Bay, west coast of Orkney.

A stone chuck into Harray Loch

Thanks IoW I guess you had too low an exposure setting for the doggers!

Nice that you get to wake up with "quite a lot of women!. Do you wake up with skinned knuckles?

The first thing to do here is protect yourself. You don't know this guy and you don't have to work alongside him very much so that is a bonus. What you have to be sure of is that you don't get the blame for the shortcomings in the Glasgow office. Do your line mangers systems allow him to tell which of you is falling down or will it just look like "Glasgow has ****ed up"? Keep notes, keep a dossier, keep records of complaints. After a while if you e mail this guy copy your boss in to the message. I think that having a word with the miscreant first is probably the honest thing to do but if a short word doesn't do the trick do tell your boss. You can say you are concerned about your colleague, worried about his health etc etc. There may be genuine things the guy needs help with or trained on or he may just like watching BabeStation recorded on Sky plus.

Why does axillary hair (pits and pubes) stop growing when it get to a certain length, but the hair on your head keeps on going?

Lovely, what sort of camera and settings? i ask because I live on islands at the opposite end of the country and was thinking of doing the same sort of thing to see if it looked different. We have one island here (North Ronaldsay) that is going for Dark Skies Status soon.

A view across Hoy Sound

The base of an old 6" gun mounting at the Ness Battery Stromness Orkney, with a few people looking into a puddle.

just for fun!

Maybe we need a Fritzel house to lock up all the pre match moaners?

If they focus it right they could use it to light a big bonfire.

WHy? http://news.uk.msn.com/trending-blog/brown-bear-blinded-paint-attack-svoboda-varna-zoo-bulgaria

Don't get married.

Cliffs on the east coast of Hoy, Orkney

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-23475587 I know parking must be at a premium but really...

apparently it's an actual psychological condition http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object_sexuality

I think Stan is if anything understating it. Dodgy with a capital D. They want your e mail address, your bank account details, they will have your name - they'll clean you out after a couple more questions.

Check out the Anne Summers catalogue, they have loads.

Not one of his better poems....

No need to keep bleating on about it....