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Thursday

Was feeling good on the way in this Thursday morning but having been here a short while I'm already depressed. I think I need a new job. Thursday.

THURSDAY which is named after Thor, the germanic God of thunder but I hate religion so I like to believe it's named after fir trees because they're nicer

Don't know, how well do they get on?

Three fifths done and two fifths to go

Someone bringing mince pies into the office and expecting you to enjoy eating one cold and without brandy cream. Fvcking come on guys what is this I mean jesus

Yeah I picked up on the concept quite quickly actually. I just googled it on my phone and the top image is one which gives you an idea for a new sex position every week. Perhaps something for oldies to use to liven things up @@Buce

I almost googled "hump of the week" on my work pc to see if that's an established concept but luckily thought better of it at the last minute

Wednesday lunchtime it's all downhill from here folks

Haven't got a clue what goes next in that sequence tbh

Wednesday Thoughts?

DunnoooooooooooooOooOOOOOOPPPOOPPOO9999poooooooooo

Reece's peanut butter cups though I mean jesus I had a pack of 15 of them babies bought for me the other day. They were gone in ten minutes.

Butter is to keep the bread from going soggy isn't it? Can't see any point in butter for a peanut butter sandwich

Don't worry Cultures we can all relate to private swimming pool problems

Thailand is next level if you've got the time and inclination to explore. Phuket is mostly a tourist trap though and it's quite grim in places. You can probably find a nice out of the way resort on Phuket but it's a long way to go to sit in a resort.

Tuesdays are the kind of days where I'd happily give up work and just live as a tramp. I'd walk down to the Mediterranean every autumn and back up in the spring so I didn't get too cold. Then I'd just hang around getting pissed and shouting obscenities at people. That's the life right there.

Doubt it.

**** work altogether this shit is so overrated Can't wait for citizens income to come in so I can retire

Tuesdays are wank. Monday you've still got weekend freshness. Wednesday you can start looking forward to the weekend again. Tuesdays are a cocoon of undiluted misery. Even worse for me because I have to be in for a 9am meeting where I've actually got to contribute meaningfully to the discussion and Lord knows I can't be bothered with that I mean jesus.

Don't make me bring out the pancake, sphezzer, just get writing some more of that blog

The pedo in the white skirt is obviously trying to catch his eye

Can't be too severe on here these days otherwise you know what happens. However I was trying to say that everyone is a boring motherfvker, but I'd had a few beers which compelled me to write the crap about including myself in that. That was just jovial false modesty brought on by the alcohol. I'm actually much more interesting than most people, except perhaps sphericalfox. All I want for Christmas is sphericalfox to write some new blog content. Superb stuff, really.

As a doctor you should know the difference between then and than. I can't cope with how poor the joke i originally attempted here was.

Thracian is a good poster but jesus he loves a double or triple quote to get things going. I mean jesus.