MooseBreath

There's an app where you can find lots of good grinders apparently

I wish I did he sounds great

How many 'queries' could a person possibly have at aldi?

What a waste of a day off

Don't know, ken. You are very good as disguising your jokes.

We're both one men teams. Wales have got Bale, England have got Vardy.

Good thing we can always grow more parsnips

Jimmeh claiming other people don't have a clue

That's a rough shift wymswo me old mucker

Precisely, transport infrastructure doesn't matter to labour voters because they've got nowhere to go in a hurry so they'll side with the environmentalists every time.

Roads are a joke all over the country. That's what you get after years of a labour government pandering to environmentalists. The country's infrastructure is a good decade behind where it should be.

Watched the Winehouse docco Amy. Decent docco. Poor choice of husband.

At work loving life woo

Ha. Well this has been fun. See you later.

Quite possible. Any recommendations?

Riyad nightMahrez for me

This, obvious mind games

I do look at women in their late 30s, 40s and above and wonder how their husbands get it up. They're like half inflated exercise balls. I reckon swinging must be the answer. I'm lead to believe it's practically ubiquitous among the over 40s?

The only good thing about Halloween is inviting the in laws over and then ignoring the door bell because you thought it was those scabby little trick or treaters

Mercedes adverts also, always with the semi cool house music, driving around stylish looking cities, as if to say if you spend £40k on this box on wheels you won't be a middle aged bloke with a wanky office job who lives in the suburbs and can barely tolerate his wife anymore.

Yeah but you think me and Earl and the dying girl is a perfect 10 so your opinion can be disregarded

Office life is full of absolute muck. I have a breakfast eater next to me who also has lunch and a mid afternoon snack at his desk and I always want to punch him in the face. I mean always, the desire never goes away.

My day: 7am - leave home to drive two hours to get to a meeting at 9am 9am - meeting delayed 11am - meeting delayed 1pm - meeting begins without key players 1.20pm - meeting ends concluding that key players are required. New meeting schedule for next week. 1.30pm - go find lunch Now - eating sandwich in car outside tesco petrol station Shortly - driving home Absolutely nothing achieved.

Strong broscience

Was banned for two weeks but I've apparently been given a reprieve. Good to be back. Feeling fresh and ready to make some worthwhile contributions.