Mike Oxlong

Whoops !

The potteries pint pot looks dangerous

Don’t worry. We are definitely going to win this. Gareth’s wearing his mum’s lucky knitwear

Palmer is England’s most effective laxative

Micah describing the game as a rollercoaster of emotions 🤣

Another 30 minutes Proof that there is no god

That finishing was like Hammond and De Vries

Southgate now thinks he’s a master tactician 🤣

England will spawn their way to the final again

I’ve taken a break from the game by chopping an onion as my contribution to our evening meal. Mrs O asked me to do it as chopping onions makes her cry. I suggested she should try watching England games

I wonder how long it will be before Mr Motivator makes a change

This has the potential to go through a full cycle of penalties with no shots on target from England

This has got to be the most positive no shots on target half time analysis ever !

For anyone who was unable to watch the first half here are the highlights

Not sure my pacemaker will manage 90 minutes with this level of excitement

Settled in for the usual bored shitless duty watch

🎶Tommy Wright🎶

C’mon 🇨🇭

They’re trying to short change you

Too much time spent grazing the produce in the deli coffee shop ?

I didn’t say buy it from the club - you got to think outside the box funky I’ve had 1963 and 1971 shirts from elsewhere Decent cotton materials and workmanship on badges and trimmings Think I got mine through the Fox Fanzine quite a long time ago but you can still get retro kits without getting them from KP inc And if that weren’t possible I wouldn’t get a shirt at all

I’d prefer to see Wags v Wags 5 a side in ET

The finishing in this game has been reminiscent of peak Akinbiyi

Frankly you’re a tit if you buy a 24/25 shirt It’s just another means of ripping off the “faithful” I’d take a replica shirt over the tacky new stuff all day long