Mike Oxlong

This is a decent option given we are shopping in Poundland these days

I’de heard he changed his name to Yaxley-Lennon or something like that and then again to something else

Sound track is straight from the Turkish barbers

This season feels a bit like getting tickets for Glastonbury and then finding out that Cliff Richard is headlining all three nights

https://www.uaf.edu/news/far-north-currant-festival-highlights-less-known-alaska-berry.php

I’ll think about it when I get my £25 refund and an apology

If I was Michael Johnson I’d waive my appearance fees in lieu of a foursome with Gabby, Jess and Denise

Doesn’t seem like the most obvious position we need to strengthen with our limited spending pot

Hard to spot the difference in terms of excitement

I can understand that approach if taken but struggle to accept the increase in ticket prices and the card charge for 24/25 if the plan is to serve up a sub standard squad and little to enjoy about watching us

The king of muscle and bustle Must keep if we can but Roma are much bigger than us so will be tough The man is an athlete of perpetual motion

Definitely not a member of the master race. Someone should let him know

Put me off a nice steak for a while at least

I’ll be in a management role

Any jobs going as the squat monitor ?

Yesterday, Champions League wasn’t far away But now we’re heading down the other way Oh I prefer yesterday Suddenly, We’re not as good as we used to be No one wants to sign for the City Oh how I long for yesterday

Some people take a superglue joke too far 🤨

Tbh, if I was that athlete I would definitely be claiming it was the knob and would sue anyone who said otherwise

First ? So shin then knob ?

The way things are going I’m beginning to think that all we’ll manage before the end of the window is Jack Shit

I think there will be a pretty toxic atmosphere from early season as price increases, card tax and a non competitive and unattractive to watch side make it clear how the extent of mismanagement on and off the pitch have absolutely gutted the prospect of much to look forward to for the foreseeable future And the pessimistic part of me thinks …….

Soon to be announced that KP will be paying us to go to games this season

Would smash League One

Our first player from Earl Shilton