Finnegan

You're a fcuking cruel cnut.

If I could afford a cheese and onion roll, I'd eat a cheese and onion roll. For the state of foodstuffs in my kitchen, refer to the Young Ones and use your imagination.

... fcuking toss.

We'll be in a different circle to him, I'd imagine. No worries.

:o Shocking! I'm going to hell. I smirked.

Ho boy. There's going to be egg on someone's face, majorly, here. If Mrs. McCann is found guilty and this entire thing has been a scam, they'll quite possibly be the two most hated figures on the entire planet. However, if she's deemed completely innocent then the Portuguese police are going to look like the world's most incompetent collection of cnuts if they don't already. I know parents have most likely had this, the most awful of accusations, placed on them before in the events of a child's disappearance. There's never a "nice" way for the Police to address that line of inquiry. But coupled with the general ineptitude the rest of the investigation is deemed to have had, it's really not going to look too hot. Either way, I smell lawsuites.

Sam Spade is on the job.

I'm forced to partly, gasp, agree with Thracian. I've never liked the celebrity culture that gets behind these things. There's a fine line between honest well-wishing, and trying to look like a saint for your own good. Stupid things like people sending MSN messages saying "Put a star on your username this week for Madeleine" always grate with me. I feel sort of soulless for grumbling about it, but it's tacky faux sentimentalism and really gets my goat. Part of me understands that pleas like David Beckham's probably DO actually do something for some people, but as a cynic I just can't see it as more than something to boost his profile. Same as the reward monies, really. And I certainly don't see why the reward monies couldn't have been given anonymously by Branson, Madjeski, Rooney and co'.

... marry me? Please... please marry me. interMission's one of my favourite films at the moment, fookin' quality.

With MasterFox looking on, just behind.

Get a room, you pair.

Slevin's a brilliant film. Handy at work, n'all, 'cos no matter who wants a recommendation - it's a fairly safe bet. Don't know anyone who hasn't enjoyed it.

I'm anxious of watching the Departed, it's based on probably my favourite film EVER - so I might end up like one of those moody fans that sit there going "meh, not as good as the original." Plus, DiCap? Meh.

Clerks II is well and truly worthy of it's prequel. Wicked film, really is, loved it to bits. Hard to pick a favourite out of the two, it was that good.

Tbh I just thought Clockwork Orange was vastly overated. I thought there were some great individual performances but it just lacked weight. Perhaps suffering from my generation's inability to be shocked. Had I witnessed it all those years ago it might have been something spectacular but I just found it slow.

Yoo hoo hoo, a train across the floor.

It's written to be tongue-in-cheek. The whole thing is just one big, joke, b-movie. If you go into it taking it seriously then sure that's the attitude you'll come out with. But in all honesty, it's just really, really good fun and I challenge you to sit through it and not be entertained. For real.

Sooooo! Who hasn't seen Snakes on a Plane, yet? Easily the best film I've seen at the cinema in a long, long time.

Everyone likes films, right? I just watched the Dark (in the dark, too. The ****s I was watching it with ditched me halfway through and left me alone in the dark watching the Dark) and I have to say it's genuinely scary! SPOILERS though, I have to say the ending was entirely unescersarily sinister / harsh. Yes, yes we get the point, one of the living for one of the dead, we're meant to think that the creepy girl counts but she doesn't and so Bello dies for her daughter. Fair play, beautiful, touching, sad, mournful ending - but with hints of a new begining. Then they go and do that? Why? For what purpose? Just to break convention, for the sakes of it? Oh let's add on another fifteen minutes in which we'll trash Bello's character to pieces even more? Pft. Fock off. Also, Dai's "Welsh" accent pissed me off - as did that God-awful line: Bello: "Do you speak Welsh?" Old woman: "Only to annoy the English". fock OFF. Twats. Blatantly written by a pom.

An oldy, but a goody.