Finnegan

Narh no chance. Long before that.

Sorba Thomas just wanted a fight. Pathetic.

Aribo runs like he's wearing two left boots that are five sizes too small.

We're way to shit to ever try and sit back and defend. We'd probably have beaten Southampton if we'd kept trying to score, even if we'd still shipped a couple. We can't hold on and defend anything. Might as well throw the kitchen sink for more goals. Only hope we've got and even that's slim.

If we take no other positives from today, having a manager who can send the players out after half time playing better instead of worse can't hurt

Blatant cross but we'll take it

Pearson is a fat dirty ****

That's a ****ing terrible pass to Mav. Closest we've come to an actual chance.

Say what you will about Daka's ability, at least he gives a ****. Same as Skipp tbf. There aren't many that play like their care but those two do.

If your attack relies on a 16 year old beating three men on his own you probably have some issues

they're almost as shit as us

JJ's injury absolutely ended our season. He was 100% of our bottle and spirit in the middle of the park.

All jokes aside this is maybe the worst performance of the season so far. I know that's a big statement. But this looks like 11 players that don't give any ****s about being there, aren't even trying to win a game, don't believe they can win a game, have given up and are just waiting for the end of the season because the majority know they're leaving without consequence and have already rationalised in their own minds that it's not their fault.

Well this new manager bounce has completely put my mind at ease

Yeah but does it have a groomer for their bench warming centre back's golden retriever

They all do

It's like having a choice between Zsolt Lackzo and Gabor Bori

Excellent work from Viktor "Stronger than Luke Thomas" Kristiansen

What is even happening

It's the predictability of it I'm starting to really enjoy. It's comforting knowing what's going to happen.

It's not really that strange. He's not very good.

Both got more mobility still than Ayew tbf.

That's still an improvement on having the same trim Nick Carter had when he was 10.

Haircut?