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Would prefer Conrad. He could also be the Dietry/Nutrition Coach.

Kit is sh*t too.

This is why we paid 8m for Ayew. Statue for Rudkin.

5m well spent there.

Off to Chelsea. Ruskin agreed 5m fee. Where is Golding??

Thank God Ayew is on. I will now crack open another bottle of Gruner Veltliner☺️

This game needs Soumare and Vesty.

Enzo asked Dufkin to leave him out.

It’s 23 actually and looks hideous. Traditionally Austrian Teams have multi sponsors on their shirts and shorts. I thought in the EFL , Clubs can have a rear of shirt sponsors and something on the shorts??

Yep……..moving on a ‘Rudkin’ is the new Bosman Ruling.

Hang on - the same fee as Skippy??? May need a stewards here.

Largest was Dion Dublin, well according to a dressing room poll at that time.

Marti had better start with Ayew, Faes, Vesty, Boobs and Skippy. Otherwise an IN/OUT poll will be up and running by 8pm tonight. :

If you staying in Vienna, then best option would be to take in the game against FK Koln in Graz. Train is between 2-3 hours from Wien Hbf. With game finishing around 7pm, you should get a connection back to Vienna. I live in Austria and plan to rock up on the day a buy a ticket. The Sturm Graz stadium holds over 15,000, so I doubt it will be full🙀

Cooper failed mainly due a disasterous summer window and never be accepted by most players and 100% of the fan-base. Ruud on the otherhand was deprived of a window and had to put up with Winks and Vesty and a Team that had given up. The future looks promising but we need Fluffkin to shift out some deadwood and raise some cash from Mads. The with Marti at the wheel I am hopefully we can have a good crack at this league.

Assuming this is not a trick question. I am planning to see the FK Koln game - just waiting for the game to be confirmed locally as the TSV Hartberg game was mysteriously cancelled without reason. Should be ample tickets available unless lots of Sturm Fans turn up. The game in Hungary is a very long trek from Lower Austria where I live, so I will pass on that. The first game is in some smallish local leisure centre and will likely be more of a scratch team than for the Graz game...... hopefully. These training camps tend to be along way from my location. Back to Toffolo - no thanks.

Check his teeth due to delays in appointments in the UK? Or check his Teeth to assess his true age?

No thanks. Need to chop out a clearing in the Forest before planting any new trees.

Like a night screwing Forest.

Flights to Graz direct from the UK are likely few and far between. There are connections from Vienna. Probably best option is fly into Vienna and take train from there to Vienna Hbf and pick up train to Graz from there. Overnight in Graz and then back the other way. Bratislava will mean taking a train to Vienna which will add at least another hour before reaching Vienna Hbf.

No idea- not a beer drinker. Just Austrian white wine.

That would be a Carlsberg Transfer window…. We will end up with the Everard’s version.

Baht??

I really wonder if many of us would be happy just to shift out some deadwood and go with what we have? Certainly we do not need anymore over paid and over age journeymen. That strategy should be binned. Hopefully Marti gives Youth some opportunities without over playing anyone.

What do you mean Rudders?