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Amazing how French Clubs find these players and we sign Ayew. Go we go back to the Kante/Mahrez school of scouting??

So Rudders has finally managed to start his chain-saw. Next tree please.

No way Turdking is sanctioning a deal for a 22 year old. Any player must be over 32 and going down hill.

Progress? That’s like saying the French stopped one boat today.

Don’t. The Samaritans switchboard in Leicester will collapse on hearing things like this.

Before going to the garden Centre to by some new trees, Fluffkin has to first fell a 4-5 Dutch Elm ridden trees from the current squad. Adding average replacements as opposed to say bringing in 1 or 2 potential gems, is possible only going to add problems, IF that is we get promoted. Personally I would pass on this one. Do our Retirement Team actually ever look beyond English Teams??? WTF do they they do when the window is closed????

Actually one only released. Going public in claiming Ward was a goal-keeper might get you sectioned if reported to Wes Streeting.

Back in the relegation zone. Get big Sam in.

You are on Babe Station.

Need to get Vesty’s Dog on to liven up the midfield.

I would turn it back off if I were you….

At least any notions of playing Vesty and Coady as a pair are consigned to waste paper bin. We are making them look like PSG.

Great signing Turdking👌. We must learn from this and avoid Pension Top-ups going forward!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As there are no other pressing issues this Government needs to attend to, this is excellent news along with Breakfast Clubs at Seagrave.

Unfortunately and as Ric will doubtless testify, some turds are just to big to flush. There is where we are.

Far too young. We need someone double his age on a 5 year deal. Come on Rudders go waste a few Million on Andros Townsend or Danny Ings.

Would prefer Conrad. He could also be the Dietry/Nutrition Coach.

Kit is sh*t too.

This is why we paid 8m for Ayew. Statue for Rudkin.

5m well spent there.

Off to Chelsea. Ruskin agreed 5m fee. Where is Golding??

Thank God Ayew is on. I will now crack open another bottle of Gruner Veltliner☺️

This game needs Soumare and Vesty.

Enzo asked Dufkin to leave him out.

It’s 23 actually and looks hideous. Traditionally Austrian Teams have multi sponsors on their shirts and shorts. I thought in the EFL , Clubs can have a rear of shirt sponsors and something on the shorts??