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Nice one !

Is this on in England ? , I've been watching this in Montreal, getting in to it now

Genius !

Fantastic

"Doctor Pepper, it's like drinking fizzy Benylin "

Michael Schumacher -f1 Nick Nairn-tv chef

Q:Why doesn't Michael Barrymore have any ash trays in his house ? A :Because he puts all his fags out in the pool

The fire brigade were called out today after an Irishman got stuck to a condom machine. When asked how, he said the machine read " insert two pound coins and push nob in "

Anyone got an old NES . I have loads of games i'm trying to get rid off link

A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place. They're undressing and he drops his trousers. She points to his messed up knees and asks what happened. He says 'when I was young I contracted kneesles'. She says 'you mean measles'. He says 'no, I actually got kneesles'. She shrugs and continues undressing. When he removes his socks she looks at his sorry toes and asks about them. He says 'shortly after the kneesles, I contracted toelio'. She says 'you mean polio?'. He says 'no, I got toelio'. She shrugs it off, until he drops his shorts. She looks again and says 'don't tell me - smallcox'.

The guy on the left looks like El Hadji Diouf.

Q: What have General Pinochet and Leeds United have in common? A: They both round people up into football stadiums and torture them

Steve McClaren phones Alex Ferguson to find out how to improve his training methods. "Dustbins" says Alex . Position dustbins around the training pitch and get your players to pass the ball between them, dribble round them, chip the ball over them, it'll improve all round control". The next day Alex's phone rings. "Hi, it's Steve McClaren here. The dustbin's are winning 3-0. What do I do now?"