Foxxed

There's no time like the present as they say. Worry hard, worry long and worry often.

You fantasise about both these things. They're very similar. With or without the kitchen foil.

I am keen on Brazilians, it's true!

I've just spent 0.0000066666666666 of Mahrez's transfer fee on a sub standard pint. Worrying times indeed.

I think you'll find the term is a whale.

We seriously think we're going in for two young creative midfielders this window?

Rancid Gazza?

This thread is the equivalent of a fantasy wank.

Does he have a creative definition of today?

Who said we'd find out today? Lies, damnit, lies, damn lies I tell you, lies. Let's just put Albrighton on the right and angrily sell him when he doesn't replace Mahrez.

Apart from his agent linking us and seventeen other clubs to him, do we have any real news?

Finnegan didn't mention midfield. Wes is going into midfield.

Jesus Christ. Haven't they come to the "Maybe we should have sold him when he was in contract rather than risk getting nothing when he's out of contract"?

The Owls should have their EU MPs propose a cross border compensation scheme. One where the EU punishes non EU countries if their teams do the same thing. Seriously though, I don't know why the FA's compensation scheme doesn't kick in when Hirst is sold back to an English club. An oversight?