lfu

then insolvency and administration await

Or until the idiot neo baby's mum decides to stop bankrolling the team, we're liquidated and Rudkin gets the new job title Lord God Emperor of the Idiot Nepo Baby's Horse Noncery

Found a leaked slide from Aiyawatt's strategy presentation

Always find it funny when the oppo commentators have clearly not bothered learning any of our players' names "Makoosa" is a new one

For me that crisp packet on the pitch is the MOTM so far

Have we double checked to make sure the groundsmen haven't accidentally made the Swansea goal shorter and narrower?

the kid with the "Luke Thomas can I have your shirt?" sign 😭😭😭

"There was a discussion about the evolution of the Club’s senior leadership structure, with focus on clarifying responsibilities and enabling long-term development across football and commercial operations." How much of this discussion involved something along the lines of "How on god's green earth can you be so shit at your jobs and why have you come out of it with promotions instead of a P45 slip?"

Get him in front of a tribunal at the Hague

Think it's silly that some are placing all the blame on the players (they do deserve plenty of it mind) and none on the manager. This isn't pub league where talent wins out, at this level it's structure, positioning, exploiting spaces, coaching players to make moves that pit their own strengths against the oppo player's weaknesses. Rowett's coaching evidently doesn't go any further than "kept it tight at the back lads 👍" and he's failing at that. When we concede he has no idea what to do next, and neither do the players. When we have the ball and are facing a parked bus it all falls apart because the players aren't being coached on how to break that bus down, hence they're losing the ball dribbling into dead ends or shooting from 40 yards out. It took 69 minutes before he made a sub today because for god knows why he thought carrying on as we were would magically start working. On Friday it was 75 minutes before a sub – and in both games we were more dangerous after he abandoned the 4-2-3-1 and went to "fuch it we need a goal, put two up top", because the extra body/aerial presence to get the ball to in the box is (at least with this embarrassment of a squad) an effective way to overcome that parked bus rather than trying to naïvely outplay the opponent. A manager who was wise to his players not playing to their own strengths would have made the change at 30 minutes, let alone half time, or lined up with a 4-4-2 to begin with. Cooper and Van Nistelrooy had just as little of a clue as Rowett, as did Cifuentes despite his skin-deep "Three Ps" philosophy waffle.

drinking the Queen Vic dry

Why has he not being playing Richards at all if we were so much more dangerous when he came on as the second striker?

bare goals

How much is the membership tier that gets you an autographed zimmerframe?

can't wait for a 32 points season in league one

We still don't have a proper goalkeeping coach though Glyn Thompson from the U21s has been doing a fine job of coaching all of the talent out of Stolarczyk this season

It's better than watching Mavididi running into dead ends for another 30 minutes

Rowett is watching this and thinking "You know what we need right now, Daka off for Ayew and we'll smash these"

Been saying "O'Cooley" and "Fat A wu" as well 😂

Skipp and 4 others

Is Mavididi genuinely braindead?

Should've sent him back to Portugal in the summer

He's a firefighter who rocks up to a house ablaze and happily sits there with his hose not connected to the water mains 😂