lfu

And he still had the impudence to act like his yellow wasn't completely deserved

how on earth can the only thing a professional footballer be good at be falling over?

ROWETT OUT

Ayew warming up on the touchline, DON'T YOU FUCHING DARE BRING HIM ON GARY

I also thought the Titanic's maiden voyage left a tad bit of room for improvement from a navigational point of view

Bobby De Cordova-Reid is here too thought he would be an Albrighton-type workhorse winger for us but not quite had the same impact

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y5eeee239o

The shirt pulling on Okoli in the Stoke box at the end, their defender had practically twisted it 180 degrees around

French media are having a field day The Canal+ commentator apparently kept calling him "Fesse" ("buttock") instead of Faes, and Sofoot rated his performance at 3/10 with the caption "His head in his surname" (i.e. up his arse) 😂

They did use our current badge, just for some reason they increased the brightness a ton

read: Rudkin's spent the last two weeks trying (unsuccessfully) to get a hold of Graham Potter again without realising he's the Sweden manager now

BIN

I think Supreme Nepo Baby is too busy sleeping off a hangover before his next polo sojourn

Next I expect we'll be appointing Burnley's chairman Alan Pace as the new CEO

We're gonna have a sick Call of Duty Black Ops esports team then

As if Anstey Nomads have signed Jack Colback 😂😂

Rudkin's VIP subscription to Babestation?

How many times in the last 5 or 6 years have we gone from a back 4 to a back 5 to "see out the match" only for it to spectacularly backfire? I think we could all see it coming miles away

Lad has as many braincells as a sea sponge

Clownshow

Constantly getting Daka and Fatawu confused too

Shoved the Southampton player over when he was running to the corner flag

Imagine letting Daka do that to you 😂😂😂