Realist Guy In The Room

This is really hard to cope with. They are really, really bad. They look like they don’t train. So slow and weak physically and really clumsy and just awful on the ball. I mean they really do look like they’re on strike. I don’t know where we go from here but from the second Enzo left, it’s really looked like sabotage. As a fan, this season has been the shittiest hand we could have been dealt. I went to my first game in 1986 and this is the first time where I genuinely can’t think of anything I like about the club at all. It’s actually quite upsetting.

Him and Soumare are just an embarrassment. I can’t understand how they’re so bad.

What are they doing?? Its so embarrassing.

We managed to lose to quite a few of them last season

This will be an absolute massacre. Ayew will 100% be back in the starting lineup.

This. He’s lower half Championship and even in that realm, if he got 10 in a season i’d be gobsmacked.

I was there and the saddest thing was, as he was shaping to shoot, the bloke standing behind me shouted, 'NO CHANCE'.

KDH's reaction was literally all of us.

On holiday?

If he stays in the prem, it'll be with a Bournemouth type team. He's nowhere near the level of the top 6.

God it was so wonderful for a couple of weeks. Right up to the team coming out for the 2nd half against Newcastle, I had dreams of grandeur. We were going to rise up the league playing fast, attractive, attacking football, he was gonna turn Daka into prime Vards and a plethora of signings in January from the Man Utd youth academy plus some absolute gems from his contacts on the continent were gonna see the good times back. Ah man. I spent £50 on fooking roll necks and never got the chance to wear them.

The Brian Little/Mark McGhee side was decent just not quite good enough. They’d thrash this team. Pisspot would have Justin on toast.

Crap

Crap

5-1 Patson Daka will score with his calf

I can't believe how bad he actually is. There's loads on here saying 'I told you so' and fair enough. But even they surely couldn't have envisaged him being THIS bad?? He actually doesn't appear to be able to do anything.

Really dont think it was anything to do with Potter. West Ham were shit, it's just we were waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse.

3-0 Hammers. We are shite.

I doubt Chelsea sign KDH if Maresca stayed here.

It wouldn’t have been Michael fooking Golding

If Enzo stayed, we’d be mid table and complaining about how boring it is to watch. He would never have signed Skipp, Ayew, BDCR or Okoli.

Narrow as in a midfield diamond? Ndidi Skipp Winks Soumare Its almost too perfect….

We need to take a step back here and not think about having anything other than a ‘yes man’ manager. There is absolutely no point in appointing a manager who will make demands on staff, transfers, youth development, training etc. Whilst we have this ownership structure, anything other than a toe the line type will just result in problems.

I’d be going:- Mads Who Gives A Shit Skipp Ndidi Buonanotte BEK Mavididi Ayew

Yeah it does sound stupid.