Realist Guy In The Room

Oh there’s always a need.

He took Kasey off on 94 because he was injured. Ruud is a nob but this isn't one to bash him for.

Mavididi took every opportunity to run at them directly. That put them on the backfoot and they started dropping off more and more as the game went on which left more space in the middle for us to create something.

That was his best game for us.

She were crap when I had her

I mean that second half was decent. Mavididi, BEK, Kasey all excellent. Soumare woke up and even Daka looked quite dangerous. If they play with that freedom for the rest of the season i’ll feel a lot happier going into the season. They actually looked like they gave a shit today.

Spurs!!

It’s only luck that we’re not 5 or 6 down but i’ll take it. At the very least we’re showing signs of life going forward. An absolute bombscare at the back. I can’t understand why all of our central defenders are so gash.

Martin is a steaming pile of monkey crap. It would be footballing suicide to appoint him.

Get a big man/little man strike force, get outside wingers not inverted, 2 hard bastard central midfielders and an absolutely no nonsense back 4. 4 4 ****!NG 2 Enough of the pretty stuff. Direct, no nonsense football. On the ground or in the air, just get the fvcker forward.

If you held a gun to my head and told me to choose, i’d probably take the bullet.

This is really hard to cope with. They are really, really bad. They look like they don’t train. So slow and weak physically and really clumsy and just awful on the ball. I mean they really do look like they’re on strike. I don’t know where we go from here but from the second Enzo left, it’s really looked like sabotage. As a fan, this season has been the shittiest hand we could have been dealt. I went to my first game in 1986 and this is the first time where I genuinely can’t think of anything I like about the club at all. It’s actually quite upsetting.

Him and Soumare are just an embarrassment. I can’t understand how they’re so bad.

What are they doing?? Its so embarrassing.

We managed to lose to quite a few of them last season

This will be an absolute massacre. Ayew will 100% be back in the starting lineup.

This. He’s lower half Championship and even in that realm, if he got 10 in a season i’d be gobsmacked.

I was there and the saddest thing was, as he was shaping to shoot, the bloke standing behind me shouted, 'NO CHANCE'.

KDH's reaction was literally all of us.

On holiday?

If he stays in the prem, it'll be with a Bournemouth type team. He's nowhere near the level of the top 6.

God it was so wonderful for a couple of weeks. Right up to the team coming out for the 2nd half against Newcastle, I had dreams of grandeur. We were going to rise up the league playing fast, attractive, attacking football, he was gonna turn Daka into prime Vards and a plethora of signings in January from the Man Utd youth academy plus some absolute gems from his contacts on the continent were gonna see the good times back. Ah man. I spent £50 on fooking roll necks and never got the chance to wear them.

The Brian Little/Mark McGhee side was decent just not quite good enough. They’d thrash this team. Pisspot would have Justin on toast.

Crap

Crap