Daggers

Day 1. Worked past 6pm, appointed experts to posts to be assessed on measurable outcomes, killed the Rwanda bill. Proper grown up politics from the get go. https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2024/07/05/starmer-kills-off-rwanda-plan-on-first-day-as-pm/

Snap(ish) 😁

You see all the employees in Timpsons? They’re ex-cons being given a chance to make something good with their lives. I know it was a joke, but this is an outstandingly sensible appointment - the best to the post in an absolute age.

Another obvious troll

Kenny is an AI add-on to the forum software package, eh.

Obvious troll is obvious.

Super hot take flashback

It’s the same as people making strident comments about a manifesto they clearly hadn’t read, anyone saying it’s a cabinet of middle class MPs is just advertising they’ve done zero research.

I try not to, it hurts

Oh well.

If people didn't like Hitler's view, they should've argued their point.

I disagree with that

Point being, so have the Lib Dems, and yet not a peep about it anywhere. The second the right wing get dumped and the far right make limited inroads, cue the crying.

The who?

https://hopenothate.org.uk/2024/06/26/far-right-rally-behind-farage-and-reform/

I think you may be generalising

Odd that nobody complained about FPTP for the last 14 years. Wonder why?

The one thing last night confirmed to me is that the electoral process needs urgent reform. It makes a mockery of the system that we continue to allow joke, cartoonish candidates to stand and waste people's time and votes. But enough about Rees Mogg, let's celebrate Barmy Brunch of the Monster Raving Loony Party.

I don’t feel very well

She leaves in ten minutes. No woman can contain me.

Oooh get you being all knowledgable now - you weren’t that snappy with responses when Col was grilling you. As an aside, drop me I. A tin of lager or sonething

I am going to be writing to Keir to ask him to do something about me having my alcohol taken away from me and being sent to bed. This isn’t what I voted for.

Northamptonshire, on the other hand, I have never known the like.