Daggers

Maybe Southgate could’ve also pretended to be a victim of an assignation attempt to claim a de facto victory?

Easy for you to say

What mentalist ever watches ITV football coverage by choice?

Stupid tapas

You’ll need better than that to counter my tapas and vino rojo

I’ve had so little sleep I don’t even do English anymore

Didn’t we have another thread for pointing and laughing at people trying to justify American gun ownership and the resulting frequent mass murder?

The woman is completely insane

Wish I could tell you. I did something to my back saving a goal on Tuesday - and I’ve had shooting pain down to my knee ever since. Was hoping it’d fade away, but here I am writhing about at half three in the morning. So no bike riding. :/

Reform Ltd.’s customers are taking it well.

Flashback

2 weeks holiday a year and no NHS

Carlton Palmer

Best country in the world.

Pathetic attempt to get Yamal taken into custody.

But I wanted a bunker

Las mujeres quieren jodarme, los chicos quieren ser me. Y jodarme.

Someone quoting Louise Übermensch isn’t quite what I had on my card for the night

Still contend this should be the national anthem

A este momento, no, pero dame un poco. Vamos espagña. ¡Adalante y ganar contra las hijeputas!