Daggers

Unbelievable

If only you had a manager

Only 80 minutes late for Kane

Completely this.

SOOOOOOOO FVCKING BORED

Was Kane subbed off at half time?

Thank fvck I got some alcohol in. This is like reading the collected thoughts of far right twats in the politics thread.

Who doesn’t love Max Boyce?

Another match where a post-party Vardy would piss all over Kane’s contributions.

Luckiest manager ever

That’s never a pen!

Rain check then, the offer remains

Fvck me that was a goal

You’ve got two days to buy a replacement 😉

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And boy am I here for it!

I'm thinking of becoming a Reform AI candidate if it means I get to meet Susanna Reid.

Horrific violence again

Starmer on the plane: "England have not missed a penalty under a Labour govt in 2024"

I was worried WeFail wouldn’t have any inspiration this sitting.

“They our hall the sayme” [tm]

But what if I a) provided evidence that there has been no anti-trans comments? Would you change you position? And b) something else that is completely bollocks because something with a fancy word just to show I’m really serious about having a rational debate about something I’m opposed to because I hate people being happy even though it has zero impact on my life? If you don’t reply I’m going to get my friend to say you are cancelling me even though I’ve dominated the thread with horseshit for two days. Don’t say I spend my life thinking about what’s in people’s trousers. I don’t. I just want people to continue to have the same things in their trousers. No, I don’t know why. *im screaming that bit* Philosoffffffeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

How it started How it’s going

It was striking how civil and good humoured the House was today - an absolute contrast to how it was prior to the election - but annoyingly not how they carry themselves in PMQs. Anyone familiar with the committees will tell you that this civility exists throughout most sessions and is how the work of Parliament gets done. In many ways, the House is a fool to itself and could do with a competent PR officer to promote the positive nature of politics. It might help people understand that most MPs work hard, are well meaning and that adult choices involve compromise.

I’ve got less than 12 months on a PCP, Tom. What do you reckon I do? Hand it back, buy it, trade it? If I bought it I’d be using credit.