Daggers

Why do they all have weird names? Missing Hollobone You are a sound bloke with a good heart, whatever you decide will be the right choice Mostly bots from Africa and Russia. Come Friday Twitter and Facebook will get the scamming porn bots back.

Andrew Tate's brother, Tristan, revealed as key financial supporter of George Galloway https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/george-galloway-andrew-tristan-tate-latest-finance-money-revealed/

It would never be anything more - Murdoch carries a deep and abiding loathing of Starmer for prosecuting Rebecca Brookes.

Alexandre Ledru-Rollin: "There go the people! I must follow them, for I am their leader"

@Matt's been moaning about the club for 20 years? Fair play, fella. Fair play

Apple's autocorrect has gone mental over the last few months, it rarely gets a spelling correct. And as for my guaranteed 1000mbps internet connection from BT...

Oh he's definitely trying to appeal to Sandwich Man by choosing the least millionaire food he can think of.

The follow up when the police arrive is a classic too

Normal PM is being normal again

Blyth and Ashington - 11.30pm Sunderland - 11.45pm

Final desperate bid to win over the wavering voter who likes…*checks notes* …sandwiches?

Magic Grampy doesn’t understand all candidates stand against each other because of his ridiculous levels of self entitlement and delusion

You are dead to me

🎼 You say personality I say schtick Lets call the whole thing off 🎶

Winning a landslide is “bad news” for Labour 😂 This election has been the most entertaining.

*secretaries

Great to see they’ve rolled out the lying corpulent bag of flesh who presided over wine time Fridays, sex pest defending, Russian cash accepting and Covid murdering. Will certainly add a sense of gravitas to the final 24hrs of the Tories.

I don’t doubt she’d cram them in croissant ovens given half a chance

Fourteen years and you’re still suffering from Stockholm syndrome

This. Spend years being fed beer in Colombia and Venezuela by beautiful women who bring it to your seat. In Caracas, you don’t even pay during the match. Just keep waving your hand, drinking the beer, and everyone accepts you’ll settle up near the end. Plus you keep the embossed litre cup for free. Here, the women would look like @Raj, it’d cost a mint, they’d want to charge £25 just for the service and Top would want his £25 for the drinking vessel. You want a drink and football, come join us in non-league where we do it proper like.