Silva Fox

Faesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

Can't have done he's a one-season wonder remember!

Or fired

Literally anyone else!

OG?

Yeah all those who think he's decent!

How do you know the add-ons for us staying up? Could be appearance-based.

Sounds like a new Bond film!

Not sure that's particularly relevant given that he's already made 77 appearances for Genk (4 goals) and whilst it sounds like he has plenty of other positive attributes we desperately need attacking players who can put the ball in the back of the net. If he's the talent he appears to be then great bring him in but we still need at least 2 additional proven goalscorers in my opinion.

Not exactly a prolific goalscorer is he?

I'm hopeful of winning the lottery!

Sounds like he's proud of it!

Well I hope you're right but I still wouldn't trust the board to spend it wisely.

Well that was informative!

Based on?

Tanner in the Athletic a couple of weeks ago.

It is when we've supposedly got very little transfer budget left.

Probably not the best comparison to make if you're trying to reassure us!

Remember it's the school holidays!

Some absolute nutcases too evidently!

Yeah we've signed him and the fee is £25m!

Don't be ridiculous..........................it'll be £80m with add-ons !

We've become an absolute joke of a club. Embarrassing!

Those reactions tell you everything you need to know about this.

Might as well replace the Post Horn Gallop with the Dad's Army theme at this rate!