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Imagine getting gassed about a bidding war that will drive his fee up from £10m to £12m. 🫤

We sell him for £4m with add-ons we will never receive. He has a decent first season. One the Milan clubs sign him for £25m this time next year. We know how it will go.

He must be touching 50 now but another ex Southampton player. Rudkin and Glover will be so proud of you for this recommendation!

Horrible way to get out.

2 in the over for Jamieson, beaut of a delivery to get Bethell.

I reckon you’re spot on with this.

Hope he gets a big hundred now that he’s into triple figures. Crucial to us getting a sizeable lead.

A classic case of judging the pitch/contest once both sides have batted.

Bit of a silly shot from Hill to get out to, 5 mins before lunch, but a great knock!

Rishi Gumbs Rehan Kelly Hill Cox Evison Scriven Ajaz B Green A Green

🙌🏼👏🏼

Needed 170 to trouble them. Some of the shot choices are bizarre.

Do not mention that tw4t and Mr Bean in the same post ever again. Also…Aribo on a free anyone?

I don’t underestimate their ability to tweet 3 to 4 times a day about the 5000/1 game, over the next few weeks to drag it out to 2 months.

They don’t give a f**k about us so why should we them? It’s a broken relationship now. We are just accepting to live with them because we have no other choice, unfortunately.

Leaving Cremonese.

Sikandar Raza will be difference between a win and a loss. Usama Mir is a very tricky customer too. They’ve got a really good bowling attack for this season.

You know when someone gets thrown overboard and it’s completely accidental.

It’s not much to do with awarding the coaches new contracts. It’s more over-complicating the batting order and signing a poor overseas replacement for Maharaj, and maybe Wetherald too. We should’ve targeted an overseas fast bowler, going for an average spinner in the conditions we have for the first half of the season (at least), was a brainless move.

Absolute joke this is.

How many times does this guy perform on a comeback game from injury? But in between it’s just dog muck and modelling.

Helm recalled by Middlesex.

Good news really, they’ve changed the culture of the club. We may struggle this season but we’re still better off with them. Just need to make better decisions at the toss.

I feel like we’re trying to be a bit too clever and straying from the foundations we built last season. They’ve got to stop overthinking the coin toss and use a bit more common sense. Holland coming in at three is such a daft move. Eskinazi and Tattersall need to be regulars and bat higher, the former is quality but often finds himself batting with the tail, even if that means Hill goes lower, or is dropped for Budinger and Patel moves to three. Not overly impressed with Hull or Davey, Scriven and Alex Green need a look in over them two.

Literally thrown the game at the toss.