JimJams

GET NKUNKU ON LOAN! There's no room for him there!

Perhaps it's a bit of frustration at his agent. After that dubious Barca rumour his agent has probably told him to have a good Euros and the offers will come in, and they haven't. So Faes is letting clubs know he's ready to go. Which might invite offers. All conjecture, but it's an odd thing to do if he's not looking to move.

Surely you have him at Dundee this season, then next season his champ move is probably back to us. In which case that's a positive from a negative. And if we stay up there's options to loan again or bring him in, as well as extending.

Pure gold that.

Patently untrue. We don't give a shit because of the whole Team GB thing but other nations hold it in high regard. Especially in South America.

Loan Ben out, loan Chalobah in! (Ok, unlikely).

Looks like Spurs might be using Spence this season. He's been subbed on in both games so far. Albeit not for long. He's the only depth they have at RB after Porro.

Just about anybody is worth £5mill these days, if he went there and was shit he'd still be a £5mill striker. If he has a purple patch you could get to January and have people gagging to pay decent money for him. Selling at that price is a waste.

And Souttar...

For who?

Not for anywhere near £35mill there won't be.

Except he's stated he wants out and that's without having a suitor. What you want to get for him is irrelevant. He's not a wanted man. Skipp was wanted. If only by us. "We've got this guy nobody wants, he wants out, so we're putting him on the market for a bargain £35mill" spoken to an empty room that'll remain empty. It'd be great if we could overprice all of our players that nobody wants but it doesn't really work does it?

Souttar and Cannon for Hamer. Deal.

Don't sell at a loss. Pointless.

Lucumi, left footer, Bologna, played with VK.

Exactly. And he's not worth any more than that. A player who will not be missed by any of his former clubs. Another over-hyped Chelsea youth.

No. There's been plenty of loan requests which Arsenal have flat out denied because they want a straight sale. Bologna are the latest to try their hand. Remains to be seen if Arsenal are trying to play hardball and will cave or if they'll stick to their guns on that one. Or did you mean Faes? In which case, no, nobody has!

I think they'll give him until we play Man Utd. We'll have played Palace, Everton, Bournemouth, Saints, Forest and Ipswich by then. He needs to have gotten enough positive results in there to warrant carrying on. Of course if the results are absolutely piss poor through to the Arsenal game then he could be out the door to allow someone to come in for the international break. So before the Bournemouth game, then 2 weeks until we face Saints, Forest and Ipswich.

Arsenal still haven't found anyone to take Kiwior off their hands yet. Apparently want €15-20mill . Left footer, played LB as well as CB. They don't want to loan him, but worth asking. Or lowballing. That's if we don't go with what we've got. Let's be honest, Faes is going nowhere.

Vesty, Okoli, Coady, Nelson and in a crisis Wilf. That's got Europa Conference League written all over it! C'mon!

Doesn't get in ahead of Mateta for me.

Well there was that rumour of Victor Nelsson in the Twitter thread. We'll have Danes akimbo.

I know people aren't convinced by Okoli, but I'm not sure we should replace Faes with anyone really. If we do get any kind of decent fee for him try and put it on players that can help us at the other end of the pitch. We spent the money on the Italian, we shouldn't relegate him to the bench at best already.

We'll get fxxk all and we'll get it 24 hours before the window closes.

Why would he leave one championship club for another?