JimJams

I think that's about £3mill above our price bracket ain't it?

Not sure he'll be told to play certain players. Just think if he plays the youth and doesn't get results he'll then be grilled on why he's not using the senior players when they're available. If we ship out the seniors that are crap he won't have that hanging over him. But it doesn't look like we'll be able to do that any time soon so he's going to have to take that chance at some point.

Well hang on. That "Transformation" is an extra time win against a dogshit Rangers side who had a man sent off in the first half.

Depends on the question.

There's not many prem options for us on the key areas though is there? As in striker for starters.

Also got a couple of goals in the pl2. After his showing at CB in preseason and his ability to play across the whole of the backline it's a bit disappointing he's not been given more of a shot at the senior side. He's been an unused sub twice. That's it.

Well that's closer to their true value.

I can believe people turned their noses up at Moyes. However there is absolutely no way that people would have seen Emery, who had just won the Europa League AGAIN, as a failure and too low in stature. Not a fxxking chance.

That's so crazy it might just work. Martyn Glover to start up front on Tuesday!

French Ed has grabbed another goal.

I can't believe we didn't get Mourinho to be honest.

So does a fxxking Lada, but you'd not want to be seen driving one of the fxxkers would you?

Come clean, which player are you?

The difference of course being that Boris puts in challenges.

Well there is. Will it solve all the problems? No. Will we get the replacement right? Probably not. But if they believe they can get someone on that can do better than MC (and not by small margins) then they should.

In the context of something not being the answer, then there has to be a question.

What's the question?

The obvious riposte to that is "Can we afford not to?".

To be fair, JJ doesn't deserve to be subjected to another 20 minutes of this shit.

Someone can. We're shit and we've got some absolutely shit players, but we're not even putting teams under pressure. And it's not like we're playing great teams is it? We're offering nothing against anybody. We struggle to score at all, let alone enough to get a result in games given how we're incredibly charitable in the defence. Trouble is who that person is, isn't particularly obvious.

See ya Marti!

Silky will save us!

And yet he's still miles ahead of our other fullbacks.

HOW SHIT?

To us or the opposition?