JimJams

Awful effort but also shit pass to be honest.

So he's absolute shit. Does something good and the officials are like "Nope, can't be having that".

Apparently the Blackburn keeper has just put his gloves on ebay. Opened - unused condition.

We've got three strikers with the instincts of a deaf mute badger that's been run over by a fuxking truck.

Getting closer. They've figured out how to play the game.

Riccy should be taking that on.

It'll either be Ayew in the 10, Carranza 9. Or JJ 10, Ayew up top. Good times.

Trouble is our front men are all midgets and never really win anything in the air.

Grandstand finish!

Noice.

Levelled up!

No matter who you play there's legitimate reason for complaint. BDR did well in his first start for us. Didn't show up much in the following game and been bit part since, but nobody is going to slot in there and get everyones confidence.

Or Ben Nelson....

How is it jammy?

Played left back... Also got the assist to the assist for the 2nd.

It doesn't. Jun 2028 with a further option. He only joined in January.

Don't think he'd want it. Hes already done his time at this level.

Currently Cremonese a goal to the good. Totally forgot Genoa had Vieira in charge. Would be nice for Vardy to get one over on him after he vetoed a move in the summer.

Isn't his aerial presence pretty shit? I thought he lost more duels than he won. Besides, it'd be an ugly message to Evans if Wout Fxxking Faes got a go up front before him!

You'd have thought so but having a look through the opening few pages of the Kone thread we got: "I have a really unsubstantiated but powerful feeling he'd be an absolute dud at championship level" "I watched him closely in the playoffs he’s not good enough and looked technically poor, and barely scored in the second half of the season" "I’d rather we go and look at..." "There’s better and you get over seas. Why do we (if true) persist in pissing around with deals like this, when we can pick up an absolute gem in South America." "No thanks." "Hopefully not to us." (In response to someone saying he's going to be moving). I feel I have defended Ontariofox's honour!

Earlyh days but here's one. Odsonne Edouard!

I don't remember there being much around Bowen either, but the threads ran with that!...

Quite a few did, have a look at the transfer thread.

Does that not fulfil the "turned out to be good for other clubs" then? There'll have been a few that didn't want him.

Are you advocating Faes as a 9?