JimJams

Good job Simms is dogshit.

What kind of a fxxking pass was that to Daka? He's shit enough as it is!

Vestegaard fxxks that pass, so that's on him, but why does Hamza just back off and back off instead of making some sort of challenge?

Fxxk me Hamza. Shitting it in our own box.

Fatawu and Monga should be driving into the box with their quick feet. They'll catch a dangling leg eventually.

He put it in the same place twice, it's clearly intentional. Shit idea to me, but they are obviously playing for a near post flick on. The delivery was fine.

That was the moment for the dream debut.

The Coventry commentary can't tell the difference between Monga and Thomas... Odd one.

Ayew won it back well there. He does something good then needs to level that up with the footballing gods with something shit. So what next?

Fxxking hell JJ channels his inner Albrighton for a shot so powder puff you could make a cartoon series about it.

Yeah. That was a good example of trying to buy one and (rightfully) not getting paid off. He should have the understanding by now that you're less likely to get them in the champ.

People slag off Ayew, but he's miles ahead of Mav.

How the fxxk Mav?

Think of it as a 3 year extension then

Apparently not.

We've got a time machine for that.

Very hard unless we have a time machine!

I don't think we'd get that much but we got that for Kasey. Got a decent fee for JJ with only a year left.

Maybe he didn't want less? And maybe he's cheap. Fact is he's one of a number of players that would be out of contract next summer. So rather than need to replace 2 mids in Winks and Soumare, 2 fullbacks in Ricardo and Thomas, 2 forwards in Daka and Ayew, we have one less thing to think about next summer. We could be in trouble if we just let them all run down their contracts and Thomas is probably one of the easier and cheapest to sort. We're going to have a big headache next year just keeping a squad together, so this is a simple fix for a small potential problem.

Knew this would happen. But given we've gotten rid of a few unwanted players this summer, I hold out hope that we're just improving our hand for an eventual sale. That or hope he improves massively. Hoffenheim wanted him for €5mill in Jan, so maybe we're trying to preserve value if there's similar interest.

Well that was shit

JUST CUSHIONED DOWN A HEADER IN THEIR HALF! PotS!

Yes. Not been in it yet.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's been subbed off with cramp!

HE'S GETTING HIS SHIRT ON!