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@hfaes WOUT owes the rest of the defenders their clean sheet bonus.

Bringing Carranza on is the 2025 version of bringing on the kids, chanting EASY EASY EASY, full-backs juggling the ball, crowd OLE'ing etc. We've absolutely mugged them off by letting him have 10 minutes.

Think of the headlines though when one goes in off his ar5e. CARRANZA EXTRAVAGANZA

I can tell you now. He's terrible. Jake Evans must be unrated by the manager not to be getting a sniff with the strikers we have

I reckon it'll be one where he immediately knows so throws in a couple of bonus stamps, doesn't wait for the red card and marches straight down the tunnel, no looking back. Then within half hour of full time a post on social media about 'no regrets'/ 'je ne regrette rien' / contact sport / 50/50 or something like that.

You can see where Carranza has gone wrong there. I'd just have run on to the ball and smashed it in the top corner and then wheeled away in celebration culminating in a knee-slide in front of the travelling blue army. I don't see the merits in his approach; but I guess only time will tell.

Marcus just text me. He wants four!

EASY EASY EASY EASY! I did tell you we'd score at least 2 this half.

Can someone who is there at the ground shout for Soumare to sit down?

Context? Signing session when the available space is very small?

FATAWU LOVES TO HIT THE BAR WANTS HIS BRAND NEW CAR ABDUL'S TAKING US BACK UP.

@hfaes How do you like those apples? If WOUT could do less of the embarrassing stuff, losing us points left right and centre and more of the ABDUL banging it in their goal stuff then he'd be a lot more popular.

Haha we only score outrageous goals. What's wrong with a scrappy one or a tap in some time?

@hfaes ....

Well, look. I only have three sons and the other two are even worse. The club pay him well and what's he meant to do? Refuse to take the money? Refuse to play? Without that contract I certainly wouldn't be puffing on this fat cigar so let's just agree to disagree because I think the whole thing is marvellous. Like my missus says; what do they expect? Prime Whitlow?

Faes is obviously a complete melon; but there's no way that's a penalty.

£45million? That's nearly Golding money!

That's incredibly childish, but yes, I am his Dad and he will be very very cross when I tell him what you've said.

What, like that goal-preventing challenge just now? Or are you looking for something else extremely specific?

Quietly having good games are Harry Winks and Luke Thomas.

Daka has done really well there.

Relax. We're going to score another 2 goals minimum this half.

Oh and where does scampi fit in? Is that just mushed up prawn in breadcrumbs? Or batter? Or is scampi an actual creature?

Let's use this 15 minutes wisely and get some value and growth from it. Can somebody explain to me the difference between prawns, crayfish, crevettes, langoustines?

DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD BRING ON THE EQUALLY INEFFECTUAL AYEW? Duplicate. Do not read the above. Repeat; do NOT read the above. Duplicate.