James and his giant peach

So basically we had one good season and now have resorted back to being totally shite again like we have been for the last 20 odd years. Clearly should have batted first, bowled and fielded poorly then took 100 singles like it's a 50 over game, brainless and terrible start to the season.

But streamed on YouTube for free instead of £27. We just don't have the fanbase and never have. There will be 2000 max, especially as Worcester is not attractive opposition

I'm sorry to lose your top 6 for 41 on any level of cricket is pathetic. Unbelievable that from a strong position all match we now look like losing yet again. Relegation looks a formality already, we look out of our depth.

Jake Weatherall did well in almost every innings, his replacement scores a 20 ball duck.

Blimey we will do well to set them 150 at this rate. Can't believe we had them at 30 odd for 4 and still could end up losing again.

Bowling line up nowhere near good enough

Very strange start to the season. Why did we choose to bowl first? And to play well and post big scores away but lose both home games comfortably is a bit odd and a bit worrying. Clearly we will be in a relegation battle and just hope we can pluck a couple of loans to help us. We are a bit short of quality.

Well that's bollocks isn't it. If we sold Fatawu and Monga we wouldn't be far off 50m. The wages saved by dossers like Dakar and Ayew would be a lot too.

Ok sorry English police. No I'm saying there is definitely no Nada not a chance in hell never in a million years chance. That enough negatives for ya?

With Middlesboro, Norwich and Ipswich to play where we will not only get no points but get our arsenal handed to us as well.

You make your own luck. Let's face it most of our wins have been undeserved, especially West Brom and Derby at home, could easily have lost both.

We will be cast adrift soon. Blackburn winning WBA scrapping and keeping clean sheets, Pompey two games in hand, looks so bleak at the moment.

Somehow whenever you think it can't get worse or more embarrassing.... it does.

Spot on. Lascelles was surely brought in because the current back line including Okoli, are shite. He plays one game then is benched, while dumbass Okoli comes back in, I just don't get it.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's brilliant

And yet somehow things will still get worse for you when you see Daka trying to control a ball.

It's pretty much kamikaze stuff. Opposition must always think their easiest game of the season is against us. Give a goal away after 2 mins with a mistake (mistake leading to goals happens at least once a game) red card in first half from stupid needless challenge. Run out of legs because they're not fit enough and cant keep the ball. Bring some crap off the bench which doesn't impact the game at all. Same every week. Dire stuff. Where will get some wins from? James needs to come back ASAP.

I've been saying Reid would be better as a strker, he's not a midfielder at all. Make the midfield more compact with Skipp, Winks and Page and put Bobby upfront, he's not a bad finisher and way more mobile than Ayew the cvnt.

I genuinely wouldn't be happy with this signing in League One. We are signing a player who can't get into another championship team who have been just as crap as us so far. Then to top it off we are signing an injured defender who hasn't played in years. Inspired stuff. If this joker starts playing instead of Page they can **** right off.

Stop being so sensible, it's not allowed on this forum. Just have a bit of fun and imagine he is a cartoon villain.

League One ability, Premier League wages, Champions League ego.

Definitely didn't look nor sound Bangladeshi

And can anyone shed light on the few morons who just kept singing for Choudhury all game? He epitomises everything wrong with the club. League One ability on premier League wages with a champions League ego.

Cheltenham will be licking their lips

This is a really dumb topic. I know it's international break now but come on. And to include Matt Oakley is brainless, he led to us league one title and stayed with us, and the next season he was also influential.