James and his giant peach

That Dawson run out changed the game, he was smashing it everywhere. Then, the others needed to get Weatherley on strike but played daft shits to get out. Northants bowled brilliantly in both games and deserved it. Can't stand Willey puller though.

Love Sonny Baker. Reminds me of Darren Gough. Every ball is an effort vall, gets above 90 mph, he's a difference maker, could be England's Brett Lee. Hampshire will win this I reckon. Northants screwed up from that start, should have got at least 180.

Look at Will Jacks, how he got out and Joe's reaction. It said it all. He was really pissed off. What are you taking risks like that just bat through and win the game. If Atkinson had gone straight the way we would have been in real trouble because Jacks, who was in and set, threw his wicket away.

The problem is, there's literally no one either anywhere as near as good as Joe Root, or crucially, with the same mentality. No one else has the patience to bat all day or all through an innings. God knows what will happen when he retires. Great to win and set up Lord's as the decider, but made hard work of what should have been a comfortable chase.

Why would he want to come back down two divisions? Played a fairly big part in getting them promoted with a few goals in the run in.

Maybe he's going to put his head through a door at seagrave and shout Heeeeeeeeeres Danny!

Can't imagine he is on much, he was with them in League One on their rise.

Who?

Good signing. Exactly the kind of deal we need to do. Free transfers, not huge wages, probably too good for this division.

Had to be @moore_94 🤣🤣🤣

Spot on. They all looked like they didn't know where they were playing or what they were doingm. Let's put Burn on to head it, let's go 5 at the back, etc etc it was a horrid last half hour, got what they deserved.

This is on Tuchel one million per cent. Shut up shop after 60 minutes, handed the initiative, messed around with the formation and team multiple times and made us way way too defensive. We played ok for 60 mins and they were dogshit but WE changed the momentum backwards. Also, they put ball after ball of quality in the box. We did that once and scored, but all other opportunities were awful. We just do the same at every tournament, flatter to receive, come up short and ultimately not be brave enough. Manager bottled it.

Shambles. Nearly every loss has been a landslide and the wins we did get were scraped. Terrible campaign.

I'm nit saying that but it would only add to the Surrey and home counties bias.

We see him hit enough in the IPL. When he plays England I want him to fail every time.

I think they've been a bit arrogant. They think they can hit every ball for 6 and score the 230s or 240s you see in the IPL but it's totally different in England. Different weather, pitches and stadia, and a bit of nous is needed. They've lost early wickets in the games and carried on trying to smack it. They've clearly got talent, but need to adapt more to touring.

Yeah and plus there isn't enough Surrey players in tbe England set up and that needs to change....

Beyond shocking. Embarrassing minor counties shit. How we could go so far backwards I don't know, it's actually incredible. After promotion and our best campaign for decades we've gone back to the shit of a few years ago where we don't look like a professional team.

Not many better debuts than this. Second ball duck and then concedes 28 off one over. Genius signing.

I was actually talking about Eskinazi.

Funnily enough yes. I cant stand him. Looks like a tailender batting. And in the CC scores about 2 runs every hour. Terrible signing. Our number 9 ends up top scoring. The batters should hang their heads in shame, we should have got at least 180 on that pitch.

Carse has conceded 8 off 3 overs 😂😂😂 in a t20 game that's unreal

A road in good weather and come up with this nonsense, pathetic. If they hadn't dropped 2 dollies we would be all out already. 80-3 to 120-8. The whole season has been a shambles. From recruitment to toss choices to game plans. Green is a terrible captain. You know they will chase this in about 10 overs, especially if Josh 12 an over Hull opens the bowling.

Wow. What a debut. Brainless. Another massive loss incoming, season has been a disaster.

Won the toss and 17-2 in 4th over. The club is a joke. Totally clueless.