James and his giant peach

I don't see how anyone can help to be honest.

I'm in a horrible job a horrible marriage and I hate myself. I have awful skin, teeth, a bad temper, no money no prospects no friends. I feel absolutely terrible and have done for a long time.

Brilliant post. I was thinking the same thing. I admit I was actually quite pleased we had managed to attract Martin here in League One and pre season was largely positive, but yesterday was shocking. I can see us getting bullied like you say, making errors passing it out and having very little up front, exactly what Southampton endured in the prem his and Rangers side that couldn't win a game. I hope I'm wrong and the quality of our players and the poor quality of league One means we can get out of it but I'm not confident. Last time we had Matty Fryatt, Andy King, Lloyd Dyer, Steve Howard scoring more than ten each, who in our team will get those numbers?

Useless stream, doesn't even show you where the balls been hit and only a camera at one end. Unwatchable.

Changes at half time needed big time. Burns on for Mavididi and put Alves number 10 Cullen upfront take Reid off and bring watson on. Watson Alves Burns Cullen

This a rancid performance so far we look awful

I hope he is seeing how bad Mavididi and Reid are and regrets not putting youth players in. I hope those water breaks aren't permanent now. What will it be water break in eight degrees at Bromley in October

I think Mavididi has lost any love he ever had for football

Crazy format. Mental to think that a score less than Sunrisers Leeds got in a hundred balls, or loads of IPL teams get in 20 overs was so hard to chase in 50 overs. Low scoring games can be exciting and this one was. Hannon Dalby bowled incredibly and if it wasn't for Nick Kelly we would have lost, he's been great since he came back.

Swings and roundabouts. 5 years ago we were and they were languishing.

Think Thomas and Mavididi will be here until they die

Should be Page not Skipp, Hutchinson not Reid, Watson not Mavididi but there are some positives. Souttar captain, Alves, Joseph, Bray Brooke playing bit where's the man city lad?

What's going on?

The club have offered me a ticketing voucher as opposed to the money don't know what to do now

Just bought two tickets and realised I can't go. Have emailed the club is there any way they refund tickets at all? If not what are the options?

On Just Park you can park all day at the Asda near the stadium for £11.

Esteban Cambiasso. We wouldn't have won the league if it wasn't for him because we would have been relegated. He was a coach and a brilliant player all in one. Has to be a big mention to Tony Cottee though who was excellent under O'Neill, too scorer twice I think and massive contributions to getting to two league Cup finals.

Aluko is one and Braybrooke is two. Wasn't that difficult to comprehend

That's changed my mind completely. He's going to be team of the season and shortlisted for Ballon D'or. #WelcomeWes

If what I said in that Bosnian forum is true and he's doesn't press or defend from the front then it's a very odd signing as Martin teams have to press hesvily.

What is happening is exactly what I hoped wouldn't happen. I was looking forward to a team of academy lads who have shown loads of promise, but instead hardly any of them will get a chance again. McCarthy about 40 yrs old McFarlane man city Okoli shite Souttar doesn't really want to be here Aluko one academy lad Skipp waste of space Braybrooke two academy lads Chaplin 30 Mavididi **** Cullen 27 Burns 31 Hope I'm wrong but I was looking forward to the unknown Carr, Hutchinson, Neale, Joseph, Alves etc ripping it up but they'll probably just play in that vertu shit or go on loan.

Why are they delusional? They're in the division above trying to get a player on loan. It's hardly in the realms of impossibility is it.

Skipp is one of those players who won't stand out at any level. Even on the local park he'd Huff and puff but ultimately end up getting given the run around. He's useless. Doesn't score doesn't assist, isn't quick, isn't strong, isn't a good dribbler, isn't a great tackler, nor a good passer. He's the worst signing we have ever made in terms of outlay and return. Then outlay was the majority of KDH money and the return is back to back relegations and hardly one decent performance. Get him gone even if it's some of his wages freed up. If he keeps Page out of the team this year I will riot.

Probably on here mate yeah. The level of intellect is shocking (myself included)

Now Kirsten has gone we must be signing this guy then.