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Daka won’t let the door hit his backside on the way out. He’ll walk into the doorframe instead.

We genuinely have fans incapable of critical thinking. Winning the PL could have have been the wake up call modern football needed, but we didn’t capitalise on that. Obviously it wasn’t in the business plan, and so nobody reacted to it. Not even other clubs. I’m not an entitled fan. I’ve been following the club since the late 1970s. I have seen how things work. This is the problem with the KPFC lot. They are of a similar age to me, they’ve gone through the same experiences as I have but rather than see us missing a glorious opportunity to shake things up, they are telling me (so’s to speak) to put up with my lot and accept the inevitable. The problem is, League One isn’t the inevitable. Mid table mediocrity in the second tier is. Name me one club whose fans would accept our current position having had our results from 2015. Not. One. These ‘loyal’ muppets haven’t got a clue, but still, they’ve got clappers and will clap our players to the death because it’s not their fault anyone who knows anything about football hates them. I truly despair.

I was being serious. If it wasn’t for the football, I wouldn’t leave the house.

You haven’t included ‘I have no other life or friends’ as an option.

Ah yes, the PSR rules our board ignored two, or is it three times? *bangs head against the nearest wall*

Buckle up folks, we are in for a bumpy ride. I've got my sick bags on standby.

The amount of willy waving when it comes to who is a bigger or better fan just detracts from what is happening on and off the pitch with the club. If I was a cynic, the creation of a ‘singing section’ followed by safe standing areas is a distraction from what is happening with the club by making the match going fans even more divided. If we are fighting among ourselves, the board and management can carry on regardless. So much of this thread is taken up with contempt of the KPFC fans. Yeah, they deserve it, but at the same time, we are wasting our energy on people who will never change their opinions. Sometimes you have to cut your losses and focus on the bigger picture, and that is making Top and his cronies know exactly what a total f**k up they have made of a potentially lucrative position. This hasn’t suddenly happened overnight. It’s been slowly building up for years, and I’m fairly sure that most of us can honestly say that after the passing of Khun Vichai, we perhaps gave the Top the benefit of the doubt to begin with. I sadly think we are being played. It’s a deflection tactic. Ignore the happy clappers, you are not going to make them see reason. Continue with what you are doing, support the club your way, voice your disappointment and disapproval, boycott or boo, if that is your want. These people need to realise for themselves we are a total sh*t show. They are so stubborn, the more we rail against them, the more they will dig their heels in. At the end of the day, they don’t deserve the steam off your wee-wee.

Wannadie - The Sh*te Girls Ha ha ha ha ha Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah If you want no future, ignore your past If you wanna easy job, just like your last Now don't go wasting your precious time Get your mates together it’ll be just fine I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah If you wanna be like Glover, you gotta get with Top’s friends (Gotta get with Top’s friends) Make it just like Rudkin, your contract never ends If you wanna be like Glover, got no f**ks to give Rudkin’s got it easy, but that's the way it is Oh, what do you think about that? Got no one at the wheel Another FFP breach, are you for real? (Are you for real?) You’re only wasting the little time Left in this division before we say bye bye Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want So tell me what you want, what you really, really want I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah If you wanna be like Glover, you gotta get with Top’s friends (Gotta get with Top’s friends) Make it just like Rudkin, your contract never ends If you wanna be like Glover, got no f**ks to give (Got no f**s to give) Rudkin’s got it easy, but that's the way it is So, here's a story ‘bout LCFC You wanna easy job, you gotta listen carefully We got Jon in the place who’s a big disgrace You got G like Martyn who likes it on a Aribo doesn't come for free, sadly And as for Top, ha you'll see Take the legacy and grind it in the ground Take the legacy and grind it in the ground If you wanna be like Glover, you gotta get with Top’s friends (Gotta get with Top’s friends) Make it just like Rudkin, your contract never ends If you wanna be like Glover, got no f**ks to give (Got no f**s to give) Rudkin’s got it easy, but that's the way it is If you wanna be my lover You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta Grind grind grind grind (make it just like Rudkin) Take the legacy and grind it in the ground Take the legacy and grind it in the ground Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Take the legacy and grind it in the ground Take the legacy and sh*t on it ah If you wanna be like Glover

It certainly stands out.

It is soul destroying. Going to matches just wasn’t about the actual football, it was about the day out, meeting up with mates, having some great times even when the game itself was dire. Nowadays, most of my mates have stopped going. Yeah, of course life gets in the way and people’s priorities change, but this is completely unprecedented. I’m feeling a bit like Billy No-Mates these days. I am just going to the game and then going straight back home. It’s like a double whammy, not only is the game and the atmosphere awful, but I don’t get to enjoy meeting up with my friends. I can see myself in a couple of years time in some dystopian future, sitting alone surrounded by empty rows of seats, watching us struggling to stay in the EFL, whilst there are pockets of KPFC fans with their clappers and bedecked in all their free hats, scarves and t-shirts, screaming at the likes of me that we could have it worse and that I am entitled and spoilt for pining for the days when going to the football was an enjoyable experience.

The days will become longer as we progress towards the end of the season, negating the need for the UHD floodlights. Sadly there will be no increase in revenue. LCFC will make excuses about FFP, either publicly or behind the scenes. A manager will be recruited after transfer deadline day, and so he will have to make do with the sorry excuse of egos and ineptitude. This same manager will be sacked at the end of pre-season, and so the cycle begins again….

That would mean some people leaving at half time to beat the traffic. That might either help or turn into a stick for KPFC supporters to beat their enemies with.

Stadium catering contract now with Farm Foods?

I think it’s telling most of the KPFC supporters are older. It’s almost as if they’ve not just bought into the KP Fairy Story, but the bigger football picture. They’ve deluded themselves into thinking that what we did was a one off, and we should know our place in the football hierarchy and go back to bouncing between the EFL and the lower parts of the PL, if we are lucky. We also should be very, very grateful to Top and his family for bringing us something we never thought we’d see, and we shouldn’t be ungrateful and entitled by wanting them out. We had a massive opportunity to turn football and the establishment on its head, and we not only bottled it, we very meekly went back to where we were before KP got involved. If being disappointed with how things have turned out now makes me entitled and ungrateful, I will wear those badges. Not because I am, but because it makes those who back KPFC look even more ridiculous than they already do.

It’s a sad indictment of society that people (mostly men) of a certain age (I’m not committing myself here) cannot put together a coherent argument in words and therefore have to use their fists to get their points across. If you repeat the same words over and over again, whilst simultaneously pummelling someone, it becomes logical that those words become more true. To them. The rest of us, the civilised parts of society, are merely the innocent victims of this ignorance.

It’s easier to get out after the final whistle.

PSR is a valid reason for the position we are in, but it’s definitely not an excuse. The rules were tightened to make it harder for a club outside ‘The Big 6’ to muscle in, no doubt about it. But what really irritates me is that we didn’t need to break the rules, we had the greatest opportunity to do this in the most honest and organic way, and we didn’t. We tried to beat the ‘Big Teams’ by playing their game, and we didn’t need to do that. We had something more special than limitless wads of cash, and that was a bloody good story. Since then, we’ve been caught short more than once, and not once has anyone at board level thought, ‘hang on, we are flying by the seat of our pants here, and if we don’t actually do anything to stop this, we are in deep doo-doo.’ The fact we got off due to a loophole and yet still they do the same old thing is the most scariest thing. Leicester City has gone from a well administered club, admired by peers for the off-field running of it and seen as an example, to a s**t show with board members throwing money at lawyers to keep us financially solvent, yet making us morally bankrupt, whilst the actual real business, the football bit, falls faster than Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s reputation. If people cannot see this and feel that we owe our club’s future to a nepobaby living off of the back of his father’s legacy, then we really have no hope. Vichai made mistakes during his tenure, but at least he had the balls to acknowledge it and make changes. Top just comes across as a bit of a spoilt brat.

There comes a point where you think following LCFC can’t get any worse, only for them to come out and prove you wrong.

Top isn’t a businessman. He’s the playboy son of a businessman, who has found himself massively way out of his depth. Rather than sorting stuff out, he’d rather play horse hockey with his pals.

Plans are for wusses. Real businesses, the ones with huge balls and all that, like to free fall into the depths of uncertainty. It makes things more interesting.

After the last 10 years, all we are missing is Jim Bowen putting his arm around the club (metaphorically speaking) and saying now, ‘look at what you could’ve won’.

Sadly, Top is not his father’s son. He inherited the business acumen of a steaming pile of manure one of his racehorses produces after a day in the paddock. If he doesn’t shape up or ship out, he’s going to be dumping his own turd on the legacy Vichai left behind. Why people are defending what’s happening off of the field is beyond me. I can say this as well without committing to one ‘side’ or the other. *shakes head*

I covered the subject of ripping down banners and wading in with fists flailing in Chapter 3 of my bestselling book, ‘How to win arguments and influence people.’

The Leicester City way is to comprehensively beat the in-form team away from home only to lose in the most abject way at home in the next one.