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We found Carmen Saniego!

This is what it sounds like if you hear "Backstreet's Back" as if it's a threat.

Luxembourg's backup dancers brought to you in association with Zapp Branigann

Norway singing on the roof from the fight at the end of Ghostbusters 1.

I think there is a lot more thought and debate going on into the choice of our next manager in this thread than will go into whatever course of action the club takes in the summer. They'll sit down, phone the one agent they know, wait to see if anyone applies, then give it to the first person they speak to who can talk a good game at an interview. It's the equivalent of being in the supermarket at 7pm buying your dinner. If they choose Sean Dyche, it' not out of any grand plan, he's a "that'll do" choice in the same way a ready meal or a frozen pizza would be.

Needs a football banning order, entering a playing area without permission.

Rudkin and Top go car shopping:

Must have been quite the effort to escape the gravitational pull of the big sweaty gangster.

CHRIS SUTTON, 80S FLASHBACK NONCES IN SHITTY TREE BUCKET HATS, NIGEL CLOUGH, STEVE COOPER, RYAN YEATES, SKY SPORTS, TONY HARRINGTON, JON MOSS- YOUR BOY'S CHAMPIONS LEAGUE HOPES HAVE TAKEN ONE HELL OF A BEATING, ONE HELL OF A BEATING. Good to see PSR cheats getting what they deserve here. 90 point deduction next season, get them relegated the cheating scumbags.

Ref giving decisions like Jon Moss is doing his referee assessment after the game for this one.

So Forest get a soft free kick on right wing for their goal. On our right wing, their player grabs Macateer by the throat, brings him down and kicks him in the head afterwards. Nothing given.

Not bothering to go to the Southampton game, off to Milton Keynes retro video game market instead. Should be a more enjoyable day out.

I'm now imagining Mick Brown cutting about the Football insider office referring to himself in the third person like he's The Rock doing a 90s WWF interview segment Journo 1: Mick, is that article done yet? MB: Who, iiin the blue hell are you? Shut up jabroni, the people's chief scout is talking. Fiiiiiiinnnnnnaaaallllly, Mick Brown has come back...... to Blackburn. Mick Brown has something to say, about Danny Rohl rumours, and the Football insider website editor asking if Mick Brown has a source for Mick Browns story. Who is this rudy-poo jabroni, to question theeee most electrifying man in Football and Journalism? The FI editor needs to take those questions, bring them home, shine them up real nice, turn them 90 degrees sideways, attach them to Mick Browns unsubstantiated Danny Rohl article, take them to the website server and stick them up it's candy assss. If yooooooouuuu smmmmmmeeelllll, what Mick Brown....is cooking (attempts to raise a single eyebrow and his glasses fall off).

Why would anyone following Leicester City want to go freediving? If we want to experience something sinking to unseen depths at an alarming speed, we just go down to the KP and watch the team play.

We do seem to be well on the way to clearing most of the "Sunderland 'til I die" season 1 prerequisites off the checklist : 1. Expensive training ground that is unsustainable for running costs in lower division - check 2. Bad recruitment - check 2a. Employing Lee Congerton - check 2b. Employing Martyn Glover - check 3. Jack Rodwell-esque expensive DM on expensive contract and zero resale value: soumare - check Skipp (aka New-mare) - check 4. Having to sell any promising academy graduates the second anyone offers some cash - check. 5. Ingrained losing attitude in playing squad - check.

Thanks for the giant over reaction. I made a simple post, as DavieG's opening post mentioned Luke and was talking about 2 relegation players, and brought up that for him it was 3 because of that loan to Sheffield United. No blame assigned, no scapegoating, no demanding he be sold. Just pointed out a weird, meaningless stat.

Police looking for suspects including a bespectacled man in a Hawaiian shirt, Sean Bean and a skinny man in his 50s to early 60s dressed in a green military hat, last seen escaping in a battered old Lada being chased through Barcelona by Pierce Brosnan in a stolen tank.

Didn't Martin have his Southampton team doing things like inverting both full backs in the Championship? That just sounds stupidly reckless, all Enzo had to do was play a little bit of counter attack against them and we thrashed them twice.

Wikipedia says he's a manager now. Sounds like he's got everything Rudkin and Top are looking for Very "experienced".

Luke Thomas is now a 3 relegation player in consecutive seasons thanks to his loan to Sheffield United. Can't be that many players who've managed to achieve that.

Wahey. Enjoy your 4 hour wait in that carpark nob heads.

Why has he picked 3 defendes on the bench - not likely we'll have a lead to defend late on needing more defenders is it? Must be worried 3 out of the back 4 could get injured. Like taking an extra 8 pairs of socks in your suitcase for a weekend break.

Can't believe they're making Filbert take the fall for this.

I am suggesting that your claim - that Stephy started the season "badly" and forced Cooper into playing his signings instead - is not true. He didn't start badly - because he was never given the chance to start. Cooper's signings were preferred from the off - which does not suggest that they were bought in a back ups, they were bought in as de-facto first choice options from the start. They weren't phased in gradually - they were immediate picks over players who performed well last season, despite the fact that BdCR has demonstrated very little, if any end product at all when starting games this season. I don't think we'd have been a lot better by using Mavididi more - but our team has massively, massively lacked pace this season, and he is one of the very few pacy players we have. Certainly when compared to Ayew, who seems to barely be capable of moving at times. Can we really buy into Cooper's past career to say he is likely to give youngsters a chance? Its a bit hard to claim you are predisposed to giving younger players a chance at youth levels - not like you can exactly call up some 29 year olds when you are the England U17 boss, can you? If anything the big money signing don't suggest Cooper is some great believer in youth - they suggest he picked up one of his former England U17 players (Skipp - a pattern he did at Forest as well going after the likes of Henderson, Gibbs-White and Hudson-Odoi), we were told that Okoli is signed to the same agent as Cooper, so that was probably an unimaginative agent placating pickup, and the "big" money signing was Bilal - who Cooper barely played.

Stephy didn't start the season at all - he was immediately dropped to the bench to accommodate Bobby Reid in the starting lineup Vs Spurs. After a few games, BdCR was swapped for Ayew. Stephy didn't get a start until the Palace game - where he scored, and he scored again in the following game against Everton. Of course, as soon as Mav was in, Abdul was dropped from the starting 11. So Mavididi didn't "start poorly" - he was about our only threatening player in the early games off the bench. Bobby Reid was immediately picked, and contributed absolutely nothing in the opening games of the season.