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Graham: "The violinist has posed for Playboy. I want a copy" It's just a title, Graham. It's full of naked women, you'll just end up asking for a refund for false advertising.

They got their women's basketball captain singing in a dress and she 20ft tall

Some people are on the pitch, they think it's Moldova. It is now.

Eurovision welcome to bankok? WE GOT A FREE CHANG FOR YOU

I play synth WE ALL PLAY SYNTH

Is it too late for us to enter that song for next year's contest? Guaranteed winner

That was the Lidl own brand version, SHAIM

Hey, it's that woman that robs your baby in Resident Evil Village

Most unhinged doctor's waiting room

Think's he got something to be miserable about in his circle of mirrors. Wait 20 years pal, then when you're in your 40s a circle hall of mirrors will make you properly miserable, because you'll be surrounded by the evidence of your growing bald spot on the back of your bonce.

Castlevania boss fight

And she has a bottle jack inside her piano and all. Phenomenal

It is the opportunity to put the kettle on or go for a piss break

She tried to buy fingerless gloves, accidentally bought gloveless fingers

This fecker got an army of Albanian ghost grannies with him, serious shit.

Her dandruff is terrible

These lyrics are about a man who went to a fancy dress party as a tortoise, with his girlfriend on his back.

Did the screens behind just display the text Ikea no more? 0 points from Sweden for this

Tribute - Ferociously (taking the) P [Intro] This is the greatest and best club in the world… …tribute [Verse 1] Two weeks ago, Teflon Jon and Herlihy Tone here They were sauntering down a rainy raw dykes road All of a sudden, they spied an angry Leicester fan In the middle of the road And he said, "Pay the price for your incompetence And sack the board" (Zack?) [Verse 2] Well, Tony and Jon, they looked at each other And Tony said, "Watch this" And he tweeted the first thing that came to his head, just so happened to be A poorly planned friendly, it was a poorly planned friendly [Chorus] Look at the date and it's easy to see Kante and Kasper won't come, there'll be no Vardy And Rhiyad's busy We won the league once ten years ago So pay your twenty five quid get a free light show Bring everyone you know [Verse 3] Needless to say, the fan was stunned We asked "how many tickets mate?" And the fan said "none" He asked us "Are you piss takers?" And we said, "Hey, we're Tops right hand men" Rock! Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah Ohhh, whoah Ah-whoah-oh [Chorus] This is not the team that won the league, no This is just a tribute Couldn't remember the details of the team that won the league, no No, this is a tribute, oh To the Leicester team that won the league, alright Half of the team that won the league, alright Yeah, it was the substitute bench of The Leicester team that won the league [Bridge] A it's Amartey Soo-guh-goo-gee-goo-gee Goo-guh fliggoo giggoo, guh fliggoo, giggoo-buh-dee Ooh, guh-goo-bee, ooh here's Demarai Fliggoo giggoo, a-fliguh woo-wa mama Ben Hamer! [Interlude] And the peculiar thing is this, my friends The team we played on that fateful night It didn't actually look anything like this team [Outro] This is just a tribute, you've gotta believe me And we really do care, this isn't a distraction Ah, ****! Good Top, Top lovin' I'm so surprised to find you booing him We got custom t shirt and ten pound dog bandana, aw Alright Alright

The club is, err, how you say in English? Los bin fuego.

Safe to troll this forum was doing this same shtick 2 years ago, when we were stinking out the prem under Cooper, wondering why we were being so negative about seeing a team hide in its own half showing zero ambition for 85 minutes, until at least 2-0 down, then having a minimal effort for the last few mins to get back to a slightly more respectable 2-1 defeat. Funilly enough, completely absent since then, when we've had 2 of the worst back to back seasons of any clubs at this level, culminating in our worst ever season in the second tier, and an arrival at the (currently) joint ever lowest position our club has ever been in its entire history. So I'll ask the same question as last time, since you didn't answer it then. Do you ever watch us play? In the ground, TV, whatever? Have you seen the absolute state we are in? Have you seen the lack of effort, the appalling off te field operations? The complete absence of anyone taking responsibility? No hurry, I'll ask again in 2 years when you resurface to ask why everyone is being so negative when we are in admin, about to be relagted to league 2 and on the brink of not having a club at all to support. Still, maybe a bit of clapping and a positive outlook will sort all that out, eh? A round of applause might suddenly turn Jon Rudkin into someone with a tiny iota of competence at his job, a few cheers will fill the gaping financial hole that gets bigger every year. If we do a mexican wave, our chairman might show up to work more than 4 times a season. TLDR - we are so negative, because the list of things to be negative about is never ending, and getting worse continuously. If you can't see that, then maybe when you are safely surfing on that beach, you should try taking your head out of the sand and paying a bit of attention to whats been going on.

Maybe he and his colleagues should have tried to do something to prevent becoming a league one player then, like winning a game of football or 2 at some point in the last 2 years then.

In that other pod, he said Top was an idiot, and I guess no one contactd him to correct that, just the wage clauses. Shades of Grandpa Simpson defending Homer from being accused of being a communist in the least helpful way

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Alternatively, a "true supporter" like Andy's bro Jonny spend Badly supports the club by losing half a BILLION pounds through ineptidude, hubris and stupidity, and talking it to the lowest point in its entire history, having spent the last 10 years dismantling every single good thing about the football operation until nothing was left. Don't boo though, it's "not helping".