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That might be the most depressing double sub in football history.

Given he spends most of his time lying on the ground trying and failing to win free kicks, that level is most likely to be getting a job as a spirit level.

He's an appalling winger as well. Doesn't track back or get forward well, because he can't or won't run.

Cheer up Gary Rowett is my favourite Monkees song.

Is that how Sawe broke the record? Did some toast, then got round super quick to finish before it went cold to collect the beans to put on top

Pearson was very good at bringing in the right kind of experienced old pros with the right attitudes- players like Berner, Powell, Phillips, Wasilewski, Hammond

That was caused by an unfortunate mix up at the developers. Someone told the programming team to work on the AI, but they misheard them and thought they said to work on the Ayew.

Or Forest and Everton staying up at our expense by breaking PSR. Bournemouth are former championship PSR breakers during a promotion, big 6 are all guilty of cartel behaviour, trying to set up a super league to destroy the English football pyramid, plus Chelsea and Man City have broken financial rules on several occasions. Most of the top flight have had their fair share of "cheating" under their belts at some point.

We continue down this path until we have zero fans left. Then if you divide by zero we suddenly have infinity pounds and we promote next season.

50 ways to save the Leicester - Paul Simon Grayson ""Relegation to League One is now confirmed” Top said through the jeers “The focus is on Our objective is clear" Well I’d like to help you in your struggle To return to the top tier There must be fifty ways To save the Leicester I said, “It’s really not my nature to boo Furthermore, I hope my message Will be heard and get through to you But I’ll repeat myself At the risk of being crude There must be fifty ways To save the Leicester Fifty ways plus sacking Glover” You just fly off non-stop, Top Get in the bin, Rudkin You can leave early, Herlihy Just get out of my club Get yourself out, Wout You don’t need to hang about Just bid Adieu, Ayew 'cause you're going too. Ooh, **** right off, Top Get yourself gone, Jon Pack your harmonica, Monica Now just listen up Disappear in a blink, Winks Don't stop and think Time to find a new job, Bob And get out of my club Top said, “It grieves me so We all share the pain I wish there was something I could do To make you smile again” I said, “I appreciate that And let me please explain About the fifty ways?” Top said, “I am truly sorry As chairman the responsibility It sits with me" In a statement truthfully Generated by Chat GPT And I realized the time was right There must be fifty ways To save the Leicester Fifty ways plus sacking Glover You just fly off non-stop, Top Get in the bin, Rudkin You can leave early, Herlihy Just get out of my club Get yourself out, Wout You don’t need to hang about Just bid Adieu, Ayew 'cause you're going too. Ooh, **** right off, Top Get yourself gone, Jon Crawl back under your rock, Brock Now just listen up Ride off on an Alpaca, Daka And take all the tiki-taka Time to find a new job, Bob And get out of my club

And the Martyn Glover effect as well, they both had stints at both clubs.

Shame he can't transform into someone who has a ****ing clue what he is doing.

Final finishing blow for the season - can't get a winning goal with all of our non strikers on the pitch at the same time, six months after Caranza was sent back, after conceding a goal to an adequate championship striker that Hull brought in on a free transfer whilst under a transfer embargo, while the Chief Self-promotion officer spent all summer doing the square root of **** all to the extent he didn't even get the manager sorted until the last 2 weeks of pre season. Feels like there is some sort of lesson to be learned there, but I don't think Toppy and JonJon will have picked up on it. Ah well, third time unlucky, maybe they are only another 4 o 5 relegations to go until it sinks in, just need to give Jon a few more payrises first.

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Given the laugh we have on here every year on Eurovision night, maybe the lads could genuinely pull off a Big Strong Song contest livestream. Randomly assign a country to each song, do a piss takey intro to each one (this year's Albanian entry is an upbeat dance track, about an elderly Ghanaian man who can't run). Stick a bow tie on ric, Jordan and Jake. Then have the 3 of them hand out their own douze points to songs, along with any first time callers who want to be guest judges. Do a poll on here for public vote (lyricists abstain) and then we all pretend it's a fix at the end when the winning song gets announced. Edit: forget euro countries, replace them with bits of Leicester/the shire. Drop in random "facts" about the places.

If that aim is to raise money, I should stay away from vocals, and I've got the Xbox 360 rock band low scores to prove it . I think I'm just about qualified to play a triangle.

I've been driving about listening to the ones I wrote lyrics for, plus sausage roll, prepare for interviews and internal review part 2, and that's apparently a 15 track list that's an hour long. I imagine your list is even longer! We are well past album length now, into 3-4 disc compilation set territory Ayew and winks based tracks have an expiry date based on their victims/subjects. Top and Rudkin songs are evergreen content, always a future opportunity where you might need them later.

International breaks have been the best part of the last 2 seasons. Gives you a weekend off from football.

As a Mackem, do you think it's entirely a coincedence that both your clubs and ours have done the back to back double relegation, off the back of horrific recruitment, and we both happen to have employed both Lee Congerton and Martyn Glover as recruitment guys in the run up to that? Were this gruesome twosome just as bad at your place, or was it some other bods more to blame?

The only positive results we will get is if someone drug tests the first team to test for Horlicks.

Court seemed to think it was true https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamza_Choudhury

Just do the Lionel Hutz "no money down" approach. Foxes? Never! Quit.

Rudkin had a dream, to build a football team He got promoted as we're going down Shit at the back No one in attack Lowest point in our history You made us sing that.

Another great episode, struck the perfect tone for the days events. Great job from the lads and all the callers. Another top tune from @Anonymous F.O.X. as well, great lyrics and tune, gave Teflon Jon a verbal kicking from just about every possible direction

So, Jon and Top, which one are you going for? "Err, drop zone number 3 please, Ben"