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When they are both playing, Reid normally has to do Ayews pressing of opposition centre backs for him. He's probably had enough of the lazy sod.

I'll have a go Haha, well now We call this the act of trying But there are several other very important differences Between LCFC and normal clubs that you should know about Sweat, Ayew, sweat, Ayew this is a goal drought Me and Daka do the kind of stuff that no fans would sing about So put your hands on my back and I'll dive and I'll cough Yes, I'm Rowett, yes, I'm Filbert And you're getting pulled right off You've had enough of poor first touch You want promote, we're going down Players unbothered, defence not covered A fixture list versus Mansfield Town Shirt says BC Game, no sense of shame Just like Foxton locks you are inclined To make me leave the game early before the board for stoppage Time Top and Rudkin, ain't nothin' but flannels Run the club like its on the Comedy Channel (Do it again now) Top and Rudkin, ain't nothin' but flannels Run the club like its on the Comedy Channel (Goin' down now) Seagrave, got a golf course like Mar a Lago Training ground? Vestys doggy pound, and it comes with a free transfer embargo Internal review, let's give it a view, what Rudkin wrote I've got to see He's added a motion, that he needs a promotion With pay rise advisory So if I fail Psr, gone too far, B-5, you sunk my Championship Please turn me over, I'm Mr. Teamsheet with an automatic Skipp A balance sheet, I'll show you mine, "game Time" There's nought on just like Kyle Incomes taken Mcquarrie style More stuff removed than the Epstein Files (repeat chorus until end - song or club, whichever comes first)

What happened to that "only the captains talk to the ref, yellow if anyone else does it" rule? By my reckoning, if it was applied properly, Cucarella should have had about 50 yellow cards today.

Went Heron foods, bought some eggs and bacon. V cheap. Recommended Kate (Princess of Wales)

This was my effort from the next win thread, after Pliskin mentioned free fallin by Tom Petty. He's a good Top, but got fired by his mama Bankrupted king power too He's a good Top, crazy about Polo Loves horses, and Jon Rudkin too It's a long day, working at Seagrave Yannicks dog running through the yard I'm a bad fan, for missing midweek games And Ayews dived and fell on his arse And we're free Free falling Yeah we're free Free falling We've lost to the team from The Valley Sad fans walk down Western Boulevard All the bad boys are booing Jon Rudkin And on Facebook, it's breaking Brock's heart And we're free Free falling Yeah we're free Free falling Gonna glide down, lower than Oxford King Power out, on a plane in the sky Gonna liquidate, out into nothing Gonna leave this league for a while

I should have stuck to Slowbro, but was too tempted by the slowking /Rudkin rhyme

Evolved structure Before: Director of football Now: Chief Football Officer

Just got a mental image of Beckham getting the ball on the right wing, delivering a wicked cross into the box where there are none of our players, then 5 seconds later Ayew walks up slowly behind him and says "nice cross mate. Who was that for?"

He doesn't press, he doesn't make useful runs. When you want him up front he's on the wing, or 10 yards behind the central midfielders. When there's an attacking move on, he slows it down instead of passing. Gives the ball away constantly, conceded free kicks in dangerous positions. Constantly diving for cheap free kicks, but hasn't twigged that he's in the championship, and refs here will be inclined to play on for anything below gbh because they can't be arsed. The only thing he should be useful for is time wasting, but he doesn't do that properly either. Wastes time when we are losing, but when we are winning and need to waste time he's nowhere to be seen.

He's a good Top, but got fired by his mama Bankrupted king power too He's a good Top, crazy about Polo Loves horses, and Jon Rudkin too It's a long day, working at Seagrave Yannicks dog running through the yard I'm a bad fan, for missing midweek games And Ayews dived and fell on his arse And we're free Free falling Yeah we're free Free falling We've lost to the team from The Valley Sad fans walk down Western Boulevard All the bad boys are booing Jon Rudkin And on Facebook, it's breaking Brock's heart And we're free Free falling Yeah we're free Free falling Gonna glide down, lower than Oxford King Power out, on a plane in the sky Gonna liquidate, out into nothing Gonna leave this league for a while

We were naive, we were not fully aware of the horrors of Ayew that we woukd be firced to endure for the next 8 months

Didn't Hull have a transfer embargo when they signed McBurnie as well? Rudkin so shit at getting strikers in, he was outdone by an embargoed club.

Cooper vs Ruud is the difference between losing 2-1 and losing 2-0. They were both shite, just Cooper picked up the occasional consolation goal, which dried up later. At ome point last season, someone on here said "Cooper would have gotten points vs Fulham and Villa" - ignoring the fact he played them both himself. And lost them both. Beyond that, it was people doing extrapolatory fanfiction off the fact Cooper took points vs Ipswich and Southampton, which, as it turns out, so did Ruud, once it was too late. Cooper was absolute dogshit, Ruud was absolute dogshit -. Both were horrific manager choices, and Cooper had the added bonus of inciting Rudkin into one of his worst ever transfer windows in terms of spend versus quality of purchased players.

We would concede a lot of goals from counter attacks, she can't handle the situation when it's on a break...

A case for the defence? Sure there is:

He just stood completely static for the rebound as well. Seems pretty slow from the little we've seen of him so far.

Change is happening - yes. We've changed from a premier League team into a championship team and soon into a bankrupt league one team. Soon we'll be at the lowest point in the clubs entire history, after 10 years from being the best team in the country. Keep running the club this badly and we might change from a football club into a liquidated pile of assets sold for housing.

Was walking towards upperton road after a game several years ago, and the pavement was completely full. Saw 3 lads walking in the road, in formation, with the one at the front miming a steering wheel while they were making car noises. One turns to their 4th mate lagging behind and says "hurry up and get in the car, we're going", so the 4th one ran up, mimed opening an invisible car door and getting in, and the 4 of them ran off up upperton road pretending to be in a car still

Goldeneye and Tomorrow Never Dies are peak Brosnan bond. Love those 2 films.

Think there's an element of Methven using this situation to rehabilitate his reputation here, drawing parallels with Sunderland and taking advantage of their current position to act like he saved them.

Whyew?

So if we have to sack Marti, what's the plan for getting a new manager, Top? Top: Manager next season

The crazy thing is those 2 games were back to back. We let in 11 goals in 1 week, and the hierarchy still didn't twig that they needed to do anything about it.

That will be a 3 game ban as well

Good job we sold Kasper to "save on his wages" and didn't sack Rodgers until it was too late because we "couldn't afford it". Saving those small amounts of cash really helped out in the long run, now we've instead lost our Premier League TV cash that made up the bulk of our income and are on our way to the lowest point in the clubs history, and still won't shake off PSR concerns for years to come. Truly superb leadership of the club, what astute decision making. Without it we could have ended up like Everton or Forest.