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Ah, so they are trying to filter out anyone who might have boycotted or could show some dissent. Relegation clappers only please, we are trying to have a nice PR smokescreen, don't want anybody embarrassing Tony and Jon in front of their part timer Polo playing boss by chanting "Rudkin out" or "Sack the board"

As depresing as this list already is - there's even more that could have been added. Amartey - 5 million Soumare - only left in Jan (Kerfuffle), for practically nothing - so another 20 million ish lost EDIT - forgot about Jonny Evans, another 3.5 million In a years time: Winks - 8 million Vestergaard - 15 million Skipp has many years left, but is functionally worthless Faes will be another loss Mavididi probably not worth close to what we bought him for Coady was another loss Kristiansen will be another zero worth exit when he goes

Oh no, I forgot to take off the swimming pools wristband. And that leisure centre closed 8 years ago.

Behold my master-piss All Star - Smashed Potato Mouth [Verse 1] Somebody once told me, there's ten missed calls from Tony Pulis asks if you're free next Saturday? Invite? Oh here's one, signed Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb Stuck to a twenty pound note in my in tray [Pre-Chorus] Well, the clock is running' and there's no one comin' So I guess Joel Ward is better than nothing Have we heard back from Glenn Whelan? When you've got no bread then you're stuck with crumbs So much to do, ask Hurly-hee If he can confirm anything other than Deeney You'll never know if you don't ask If they can wear an Eden Hazard mask [Chorus] Hey now, you're an all star Put a shirt on, go play turns out, they're a broke joke So a Stoke bloke, get paid (And all those tickets unsold) to see the next debacle unfold [Verse 2] It's a thin spread, and the pickings get thinner My Nepo little chef's served a cold dog's dinner But his marketing man begs to differ Judging by the engagement he's getting on Twitter It's far too late, to put out the fire in my bin But there's plenty more room for a Dan Gosling My eye's on the prize, so I love the feel Of a twenty five pound deal to watch Luke Steele [Chorus] Hey now, you're an all star There's a game on, who plays? Hey now, please call today If you could also DJ, that's great (Everything's going wrong) Only superstars like Shane Long [Interlude] Stick to the plan Who, who, hoola my Han Do we have a plan? Who, who, Hoola my Han [Chorus] Hey now, you're an all star Put a shirt on, go play Hey now, you're a Wes Brown Come on down, get paid (And all those tickets unsold) PR situation is out of control [Bridge] Somebody once asked, "Could we get Gareth McAuley back? I'm sure he's worked with Tony Pulis before" I said, good stuff, that's good enough My job's less tough, because we've got his old j-peg for the scoreboard" [Pre-Chorus] Well, the board keeps meeting, and Tony keeps Tweeting But the spreadsheet still says we won't break even What did you expect now we're in League One We had it all, but now it's all long gone So do what you do, still take it easy So who cares to go see Papiss Cisse You can go ahead and announce who's the ref If you don't listen then you stay tone deaf [Chorus] Hey now, you're an all star Put a bib on, go play Hey now, check your email If you're Dwight Gayle, get paid (And all that's frittered away) Hiding in the past can't send problems away [Outro] (And our castle turns to sand) Only need to open one of the stands

B Side for tribute. All Star - Smashed Potato Mouth [Verse 1] Somebody once told me, there's ten missed calls from Tony Pulis asks if you're free next Saturday? Invite? Oh here's one, signed Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb Stuck to a twenty pound note in my in tray [Pre-Chorus] Well, the clock is running' and there's no one comin' So I guess Joel Ward is better than nothing Have we heard back from Glenn Whelan? When you've got no bread then you're stuck with crumbs So much to do, ask Hurly-hee If he can confirm anything other than Deeney You'll never know if you don't ask If they can wear an Eden Hazard mask [Chorus] Hey now, you're an all star Put a shirt on, go play turns out, they're a broke joke So a Stoke bloke, get paid (And all those tickets unsold) to see the next debacle unfold [Verse 2] It's a thin spread, and the pickings get thinner My Nepo little chef's served a cold dog's dinner But his marketing man begs to differ Judging by the engagement he's getting on Twitter It's far too late, to put out the fire in my bin But there's plenty more room for a Dan Gosling My eye's on the prize, so I love the feel Of a twenty five pound deal to watch Luke Steele [Chorus] Hey now, you're an all star There's a game on, who plays? Hey now, please call today If you could also DJ, that's great (Everything's going wrong) Only superstars like Shane Long [Interlude] Stick to the plan Who, who, hoola my Han Do we have a plan? Who, who, Hoola my Han [Chorus] Hey now, you're an all star Put a shirt on, go play Hey now, you're a Wes Brown Come on down, get paid (And all those tickets unsold) PR situation is out of control [Bridge] Somebody once asked, "Could we get Gareth McAuley back? I'm sure he's worked with Tony Pulis before" I said, good stuff, that's good enough My job's less tough, because we've got his old j-peg for the scoreboard" [Pre-Chorus] Well, the board keeps meeting, and Tony keeps Tweeting But the spreadsheet still says we won't break even What did you expect now we're in League One We had it all, but now it's all long gone So do what you do, still take it easy So who cares to go see Papiss Cisse You can go ahead and announce who's the ref If you don't listen then you stay tone deaf [Chorus] Hey now, you're an all star Put a bib on, go play Hey now, check your email If you're Dwight Gayle, get paid (And all that's frittered away) Hiding in the past can't send problems away [Outro] (And our castle turns to sand) Only need to open one of the stands

@Libertine Are you going to do the obvious Smash Mouth lyrics parody in the podcast thread, or shall I do one myself when I get home from work

@Anonymous F.O.X. has uploaded Ghana Rock Anthem with lyrics by your truly to Soundcloud, so give it a listen to salute the end of 2 years of suffering, that of those who had to endure watching him play, and Ayew himself who looked like he was repulsed every time he had to walk more than 5 yards at a time.

Setlist: Don't Worry, Be Happy Sound of Silence Entire discography of Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

@Ric Flair just watched this clip on Youtube, and there is some absolute gold in there that could be used for Who Are You buzzer sounds. About 1:30 in they get into Dusty Rhodes impressions of him trying ot get Ric Flair off the phone, it's phenomenal

We are such a bin fire off the pitch, leaving here at the first possible opportunity was probably the correct career move. Staying here just gives more opportunities to Top and Rudkin to sabotage him. All the other managers since Enzo have ended up with worse reputations after taking our job, Seagrave is a CV grave for managers.

Jan Kerfuffle died after falling out of a (transfer) window. RIP

Pop star Pink has bought tickets as well, she said she was coming up so we better get Amartey starting

Our jury:

Be careful what you wish for. Katrina and the Waves won us the title 29 years ago, who else are we gonna get? Just need to back the lads a bit harder

You can explain it as much as you want, host lady. You still getting 82 emails from Hilde in the next 5 minutes

****ed it, Egon. Who we gonna call to do a better job next year

Hulkaromania running wild. 12 points for Delta, that works for me Broither

SAWWWWAAADEEEE Oh, hello there.

"We still have our point, no one can take that away from us" Jon Rudkin: Piss off Graham, that was my joke

12 points to France? Our Jury has been tampered with, I demand a retrial

Hilde Faes got her Norde VPN set to Italy while voting from Hamden Heath then

"You can take something for yourself" Ta love, I'll have one of them cupcakes from the stand on your table please.

He's bacck, and better than ever

Graham: "It's a choke, everyone" No Graham, Romania was earlier. This is the points part