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Not properly.

A decent start here. This Man United side is so poor.

The cheer leader has bagged one.

Skipps looking like another good signing.

This is a shambles. Complete joke.

Why is Justin so far up the pitch. Every time they atack he is sprinting back trying to get back into position.

Lucky rat faced *****.

Here we go. We're gonna win the lot.

Good job Coady is a leader in the dressing room because he is ****ing garbage on the pitch.

Another fine bit of business.

Another fine bit of defending.

Did we ever offer him a new deal. Imagine we did.

Can Mcateer not kick the football with his left foot?

**** off

A shot on goal. Get in there.

Take it this woman has played for Man United women.

Really annoying that he won't give any more of the young lads ago. Literally has nothing to lose tonight by giving Alves a go. Sooner cooper goes the better.

Doesn't get any worse than that. Poor Alves. Wasting his key development years with us. Be lucky to have a shot on goal.

Surely he's gonna play Bilal. Badly needs game time to try and get up to speed.

He should be booed onto the pitch every time he plays. Work shy willy puller who doesn't even want to be here. Piss poor that he keeps getting game time.

What a waste of time. Not one thing will be improved by this lot.

I think the drum needs to go from thar section. No one in the kop has any idea what the singing section are singing. Drowned out by the constant drumming. Not sure why it's needed.

Bloody terrible second half. We will take the win but setting up like that all second half was a joke. Cooper didn't have any idea there and only Bounemouths piss poor finishing saved us. Subs all over the place again as well.

Another 90 mins of ayew falling on his arse after the slightest of touches. Depressing footballer. Still a disgrace we signed him.

It's the players wages that are the main reason why the game is in tatters. All these clubs making massively loses is madness and mainly its all down to the wages. There should be a salary cap. No one needs to be paid 200k a week to play football. Fans getting ripped off week in week out with shirts, tickets, food and the players getting richer each season. Don't see how it will ever change now unless TV companies get bored of it.