Miquel The Work Geordie

We've also failed to get fees for Kel, Tielemans, Soyuncu, Praet, Slimani... Got to be the best part of 120m there waltzing off.

We were but he either stayed put or picked up a serious injury from memory?

What era? For me the cobbles have been phenomenal recently, some great storylines simmering

He's got an infinitely better head on him than Drinkwater did. Even if it doesn't work out for Dewsbury-Hall at Chelsea, there isn't a cat in hell's chance his career trajectory mirrors DD's after leaving us.

Why is the Romanian keeper wearing a headband

Danny Murphy really struggles with Cody Gakpo's name

Good luck to him, great parting statement and one he clearly means. Will be genuinely pleased for him when he gets his England call up.

Watched some of Bombay Bicycle Club earlier, a nice little set that

Always have relentlessly good kits this lot

Ah well, that's shite that but the Sesko chance was it.

Ronaldo and Fernandes scoring, two of the worst people in the world

What a ****ing horrible cameo he's had ahaha

Portugal will win on pens lads, come on - it'd unfortunately be too perfect if they got beat

They have to score

Ilicic putting in a class cameo here, he hit that pass harder than his free kick

Having played in his fair share of Riyadh Derbies I'd expect Ronaldo to come through in those big moments too

Almost like it's all for show!

For how bloody elite your mind must be to do what he's done he's a ****ing narcissist and child

Jan Oblak statue outside the Walkers

Qhhahahahahahahahahahhaha

Jota with his shit scouring pad trim. Piss off

Ref has bottled that

Will come back to bit me square on the arse and it makes me sound like I read Mundial magazine but Austria / Turkey has game of the round potential, there's still hope

Bring back The Silver Goal

Was never previously a fan of Martin Keown on co-comms, a man who once said "that's butt and breader" but he's actually got some hilarious little quirks, the bloke is full of metaphors "Well you look at him there and he's almost like a gazelle on a desert plane isn't he?!" "The big man up top, he's almost like a backboard as basketball isn't he?!"