Miquel The Work Geordie

Wed better bloody get ET, we've not come this far for nothing

Bloody hell this Celar lad up top for Slovenia - worst cellar we've seen since uncovering the horrors of Fritzl's imo

Teeing up nicely for a Ronaldo winner and for Guy Mowbray to shout "cometh the hour cometh the man" while he cometh in his pants imo

Did anyone know Lamine Yamal is just 16 🤯

Those saying he's finished will have egg on their faces when he's holding the Saudi Crown Prince Cup aloft in front of tens of people

RAYT NEUIW FER EVEREH SAFTESTAL WINDOW AN DAH THAT YOU BAH, AL GIYYER ANOTHER WUN, ABSOLUTELEH FRAY

Any school kids watching these need to take a look at these Ronaldo free kicks, that's how you do it

In the first half Ronaldo booted a free kick over and Guy Mowbray got a chode on about how Oblak was "nowhere near it" when a) he was and b) the free-kick went over? I can boot the ball into the stands and say the keeper got nowhere near it, Guy Sycophantic comms

Blackburn can only be in it if they return to their Barclays camera angle from the other side, the current one is shit

$20m? So less than £1m what we've already offered according to this guy's previous tweet where he says we're going to £15m?

Boring result for a boring game

He looks like Pete Burns, no thanks!

De Bruyne is so hilariously uncool for such a good footballer isn't he

Pien Mulensteen on comms, just a bloody bit ey lads

Aye I'll sometimes catch the end of their show on Talksport on a Sunday and Rushden makes it bearable – there was a little period where Charlie Baker filled in for Glendenning and it was really great. Now I'm looking forward to the next time Alexander is on, hopefully its true ehehehhehe. Also the new 00s spin off of Quickly Kevin is, frankly, rubbish. Hopefully post-Euros when they get some guests on for deep dives it'll be alright but it's not quite there for me yet.

It's properly noticeable how unadventurous the full backs are. Saka hasn't been great but he barely ever has options in the middle of the opponent's half. I don't think Foden would be as bad as he has been either if Trippier got forward a bit more, either.

Yeah there's just a few people whose voices / quirks wind me up, definitely irrationally, I'm sure they're nice enough blokes! But Duncan Alexander is another I can't listen to, sounds like everything he says is done with an eyeroll and like he's just had his mouth made numb at the dentists, all very droll. Never listened to Football Weekly, I like Max Rushden but I can't stomach Barry Glendenning's schtick.

Ronaldinho?! More like Ronald McDonald !

Don't know if anyone still listens to the Totally Football Show but there's a guy on today's called Tom Williams who's been on a few before and he might have the most annoying inflection I've ever heard anyone speak with. Also does a huge inhale through his teeth after every four or five words, driving me ****ing mad here.

Danny Drinkwater picked up loads of caps when he left us man, typical bias

Don't know what Spain had at half time, I assume rebadged English crisps and charcuterie, but they've come out here and blown Georgia away. Olmo has been great

In two years Lamine Yamal will be 18 🤯

Fair play Spain, considering you lot probably just woke up from a kip pre game you've turned up here

Ladies and gents Lamine Yamal is young

Despite looking good I can't take Spain seriously anymore with Captain Jack Sparrow at left back