Miquel The Work Geordie

The only people competing for this chump's signature will be SAGA and AXA

*Georgie Thompson voice while Out of Control plays*

Why does he take every set piece, reminds me of a bigger boy on the park

LCFC Career in Numbers: Goals - 0 Assists - 1 Vienettas - 67

Good at this level Say people with gobstoppers for eyes

Na Bellingham was the youngest I could find and Monga has done him Vaughan is PL only – still the record holder for the top tier

The game definitely got harder (and better imo) with the league prestige and weighting actually factoring into things. For ages you could just hoover up the kids from Nigeria, Ivory Coast, Egypt, Serbia, Iran etc and within a few years you'd be turning sides over in the latter stages of the Gazprom and they'd never leave. Much more difficult to get people to stay put and stay happy now if you're managing in some backwater and they fancy a move to Arsenal or something – especially when they can start considering options at the end of their contracts

Dnipro on FM12 😍

Doesn't today's goal make him the youngest goalscorer in English professional football history?

He's just giving me those vibes man

Yes, otherwise I wouldn't have said it?

Also "some of you youngsters" really implies that you have to have a Senior Railcard to have seen the club at its worst. It was 2008 ffs!

Your man at Wolves has late November sacking coursing through him

Long John Silver has logged on

I honestly think he's just a bit thick

Widdicombe for me every day of the week

This sounds like something an American would say, have some respect for yourself

I would rather see Nelson / Page make mistakes and learn than watch slobs like Vestergaard and Soumare take the piss again and again. Get so bored just reading these ***** names man

Oh yeah Ayew apologists can get in the bin

Oh yeah the striker would be in addition to those brother, I don't disagree with that. I just think once BEK inevitably goes, what do we have? Soumare and Skipp are thick. Page looks promising but is a child. Winks is the only one you could bank on and even he barely looks like he wants to be here anymore. All a mess. I think we need more than one in in the middle

He needs a central midfield. None of the combinations we have worked (not saying that starting Skipp and Soumare together should be devoid of criticism, though). I ****ing loathe our defence but we urgently need 2/3 bodies in the middle of the park, it's killing us time after time

"Rolls Royce at this level" Jannik Vestergaard there

Are you Jordan Ayew

At his age he can't keep control of his ****ing bladder let alone anything else

Sounds like a song I'd have written in Stonehill