Miquel The Work Geordie

For context, that fee is 6 Michus

We don't have any buggers in this team This bloke looks like a real bugger

Sounds like a regen, looks like a regen Fake news

You can't trust anyone whose neck is the same width as their head

Old Firm the weakest it's been for a long long time imo (discounting the seasons Rangers were pissing about down the pyramid). Adam Idah and Cyril Dessers as the main men for each club up top. Fantastic stuff it really is

Yeah I think thats why he said paying a premium

Seems like a nice guy but this is just read off an autocue isn't it

Chill out Cliff!

Are Russell is going to be out on his arse very quickly

Just something incredibly patronising and self-important about those statements.

Big Six, Three Pigeons and The Victorian Beer Cafe are world class

Is this big Cliff? I'll boo him

He might be trying to put his arm away but he still leans into the ball and that's the part of his body it hits? He's moved towards the ball - it hasn't just hit his arm

Not block it with his arm, yeah

Not lean into the ball and block it with his arm, maybe?

The bloke leans into it, only reason the ball is blocked is because of his arm. You can't just stick your arm behind your back and go about blocking stuff with your upper arm citing that as a defence I think it's unfortunate but I'd be fuming if city didn't get that

That's a pen, why is Hinchliffe not getting it

Pickford looks like he's forgotten his kit and is wearing a small boy's

My god what a shit game

I'll do graffiti on the stadium of a cock and balls if this happens

Leicesterpool saying women's football was "80% lesbian" or something earlier this year put me in a coma for a fortnight

The only people competing for this chump's signature will be SAGA and AXA

*Georgie Thompson voice while Out of Control plays*

Why does he take every set piece, reminds me of a bigger boy on the park

LCFC Career in Numbers: Goals - 0 Assists - 1 Vienettas - 67