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*honking noises intensify*

Its 19 degree C in San Fran. Don't even need the breaks

Horrendously loud music while the adverts finish up

Just launch your face into the oppositionw knee mate, great goalkeeping. Seem to remember a Saudi lad suffering a major facial injury involving a goalie in their first game in Qatar vs Argentina... surely that was offide?

That was a red, DOGSO. Altitude is going to severely effect these Mexican games, especially teams who aren't acclimatised.

Did you manage to get the tiger stripe one on Vice City though. Tough to say whether we(England), should win the group given the second KO game will be at the Azteca, likely against these. Altitude, heat and a delirious fanbase of 90,000+.

Mexicans unironically love it and that Gasinlina song.

Bocelli in the centre of the pitch again; this time at the start of something, not the end.

Winger has no end product ep.5,000,001

Bed time kick off confirmed. Roy Keane already trying to rustle abit, tournament hasn't even started. We might be better off finishing second in the group, that second KO game in Mexico City, probably against Mexico, will either do the team in energy wise or knock us out there and then. If you want to go far or win it's about preserving energy. Lots of travel, some high altitudes and some high temperatures... unless you're France and your fixtures and likely KO involve NE US cities and then maybe the air conditioned Cowboys stadium in a semi.

France playing Norn Irn'd, last game before they fly out. France have so much in their favour already in this tournament with how the fixtures have fallen into place. Hope they don't walk it again like in Russia, annoying how often they're competing for trophies these days.

Hope you read the small print at the bottom too. Those prices are before tax

Given they've already put him through all of the procedures, scans, treatment etc. and it's happened again, the protocol is to call it a day.

Similar for Brasil away. Huge neckhole and the pointy shoulders too. Got one off DHGate and can't bring myself to wear it.

Souttar looking accomplished while captaining Australia here in this friendly vs. Switzerland.

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The fookin state of that halfway line Florida man must've found employment

You can't just bagsy Brasil Quite happy w/South Korea, abit of a dark horse and taking their preparation very seriously.

Youri Tielemans appears to be Captain of Belgium these days

Lennart Karl injured in a training session and is out of the tournament. That's unfortunate.

Nonsense. Can't get this formation to work, even with an absolutely ridiculous team.

After about 8 goes. I had better teams which lost some really random matches after dicking the group, like Pele, Bobby Moore et al. apparently losing 3-1 to Poland from 1982.

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