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Clinging on for dear life against 10 men. We look way off the pace and cohesive play just isn't there. Goal from an incredibly jammy penalty. Team looks exposed against other team's fitness and devoid of confidence, quality lacking, but form has collapsed to bottom 8.

Great volley Armadillo

Looks neither fit or happy

Keeper's done well to be fair but you have to score there. Must be incredible xG

Mate cmon. Wtf is this

Yesssssss. Get in Vards

Looked a weak lethargic mess before the changes. Hull's second goal case in point, stood around watching a drilled movement with no hope of stopping them. Need big changes to that XI against Millwall.

Well that's a new way of wasting time. Never seen that before.

Absolutely no point in us winning a corner, goes nowhere. We had 11 in the first half against Portsmouth which went nowhere too.

Look unfit. Second goal case in point, all over the place. Will be interesting to see where Daka goes on to play after this season.

Same penalty area which saw the end of Captain Matt Mills too... that day it was a red card and a penalty.

Arsenal winning the Prem then, seem the most consistent this season.

Always going to be hard stepping up from where he has, particularly in the physical aspect. He goes down far too easy, he gets muscled off, he looks ineffective and behind. Players coming to a new country have to be given that first season to adapt in my mind, unless they're exceptional. The hope is in the gym and training he'll improve and find his way to be effective. Still early days. Hasn't looked great so far but we desperately need someone to step up in front of goal this season because it's a glaring weakness in the team.

Johnston's distribution is so poor. You had the ball back a minute before the equaliser and he just gave it straight back to Spurs.

that was easy

Such a streaky player Mavs. Very frustrating

Rashford usually turns it on running up to a World Cup to be fair

Harvey Barnes starts against Barcelona in the Champions League.

Swear Man City have just signed about 10 incredibly generic looking players I have no idea who they actually are.

Cmoooon, you can't just have a player called Kevin.

What do we think today? He's a fraction late but all of the contact seems to come from his tucked leg and the player had the time to touch the ball and turn away as the contact came in. Silly to throw himself in there but usually only see yellows given for that.

Why does this Ruben Selles guy keep making clubs hire him as a manager? Seems completely shite. Maybe he's more of a symptom of the state clubs are in when they take him on, firefighter with a extinguisher full of napalm.

Just loan one of our best players out and offer the option to sign him permanently as a bargain if you want? Sound

Snottingham Shitfest is my go to tbh.