Jaspa

Imagine diving for a pen in a friendly

Oh no. They're doing their lap of honour clockwise! Glenn Hoddle will not be comfortable with that.

Caught up and overtaken by both France & Spain during my lifetime. Spain are an exceptional team, not exceptionally talented as individuals but play as a whole, with Rodri core to that. Hopefully that's Argentina back in the doldrums for a while without Greatest of All Time™ marketing stunt out of the picture. Disgusting players seemingly playing by different regulations most of the tournament, fans very loud and into it but a racist, desperate cult mob which they rely on for their countries cultural relevancy. Onto the home nations Euros, and then the Spanish/Moroccan/random Latin American World Cup of 96 teams. ¡Viva España!

You can't just nudge people when they're in the air, that's dangerous This is an absolute charade

Foul? What foul? Surely that's a serious error

Bet the advertisers love that little factoid

Wazza is pashed

Fernandez not even looking at the ball. Get away with it the whole tournament and suddenly the refs remove the safety net. Poor Argentina! This game is shite. Bad advert for the game.

Shite game

His growth spurt seems to have made him a worse player, was better at the EUROs.

C'mon Messi, do it for Saltbae

Argies not many subs left. They're really struggling to get into this game, Spain so solid.

Korean lads talking gibberish. Corporate production slop music.

Every big game against Spain, the opposing team has lost one of their main players... Nuno Mendes, Saliba etc.

This is ridiculous, the Argies are like rabid monkeys any time you even look like getting past them.

This is shite. Divey bitchfest. Well done FIFA, producing a product for the lowest denominator makes you very rich.

Another star for Messi(Argentina), it'll be.

Should've done more against Norway & Argentina then, bloke goes missing in the biggest games. At least he's been magnitudes better than Wayne Rooney, whose tap in from 3 yards out in a loss against Uruguay was his only World Cup tournament goal for England. Can't imagine Kane still leading the line again in 4 years. He's a great captain. Need another one to step forward.

Assistant manager over emotional at H/T. Tuchel now letting a 4-0 slip by the look of this. Sack territory

Saka chops back onto his left every single time

Sit back now lads, get Burn and Stones on pronto!

Saka, Eze, Rogers, Rashford. One actual midfielder being Rice. Bizarre.

So the point he's trying to make is that we'd already gone ultra defensive and negative before the subs, and that his subs had no effect on that aspect. Had a little moan about having to play at altitude and in Miami heat, he could've played for 2nd in the group and avoided all of that while keeping to air con stadia(albeit against higher rated teams). Didnt look quite as smug as pre-match but seemed a little full of himself.