The Doctor

That should have been another penalty.

This fog is getting worse, god it's like watching tv static when we go down the right.

I mean with VAR that'd be a quick decision and given as well...

Moyes wasn't coming here even before he joined Everton...

definitely not a coaching issue, just we've got a very stupid squad.

I mean, Soumare is not responsible for winks playing a slide rule pass to set up their striker...

another stupid error.

Not convinced that's a foul on chair tbh.

ey, now relax and go and smash them for some confidence.

Coady really is a moron. Okoli can't be worse than him

the longest spell out. Still, once we're in league one, maybe KPFC fans will stop making excuses for the nepo baby and his failed youth coach buddy.

Given we're playing Wednesday, that's probably not a good sign.

Depends if we're smart enough off the pitch to start rebuilding asap and just move on half this shit or whether we decide to double down on bad money

what the **** is coady doing there?

yea, much as Cooper was the wrong appointment and his transfer strategy was shit, there was an attitude issue with players downing tools quickly and there's still a bit of an attitude issue. Some don't care, some seem to think they're bigger than the club. Of course the bigger issue is I think we have the stupidest team in the league with the amount of unforced individual errors.

had to score that Vardy.

Nothing this time, it was Winks at fault in that Rb area.

the suspended prison sentence for beating a guy to death with a rock is probably seen as a negative.

Equivalent. On the one hand, fewer chances to clear, on the other, worse attempt at a pass.

not convinced they entirely do, although the average fixture difficult has to be considered, like if we take the home and away tables (like brentford are the second best at home, third worse away, so it levels out that kind of disparity), the average position for RvNs opponents is 7th, for Cooper it was 11th. With that in mind: Cooper had more shots per game (9.6 vs 7.1), with equivalent shots on target (2.9). The xG per game is 0.9 under Ruud v 1.0 under Cooper, so overperforming xG less under Ruud (1 goal per game v 1.3 under Cooper), although Cooper's higher xG per game is due to the penalties (yet to see one under Ruud, it's equivalnets in terms of non-penalty xG). We're completing more passes with a higher accuracy under Ruud (401 per game with 81% accuracy vs 359 with 78.8% accuracy). Against meanwhile we're giving up marginally more shots (18.3 vs 17.5) and a marginally higher xG (2.1 v 2.0) and allowing more passes (515 to 425). Like it's a much of muchness in all regards, so you could argue that Ruuds slightly more difficult fixture list means it's a slight improvement, but...

a goal, maybe? Cannot see shit.

would hardly have been a travesty, it should have been. Downright dangerous, we came away with like 4 injuries from that match because the surface was completely unplayable.

because cooper was lucky as ****. We're creating more and giving up fewer chances under Ruud than under Cooper. However a combination of bad variance, injury to Mads and the way the fixtures have fallen means the results don't reflect the underlying stats.

the sum total of what you've described (scouting kids in local youth teams, not other academies and offering them scholarships) is how every academy works...

and it differed from scouting players in local youth teams and offering them scholar positions (the way every team recruits their youth levels) how?