The Doctor

****ing hell, Ward doing more than he's done in 2 years tonight.

Why is coady taking it ahead of all the attackers?

That's Danny Ward in the starting line up saturday then.

Going well then Coops?

Ayew is gonna smash someones car going down the M6 to lose it.

Genuinely how has Thomas declined this much?

Desperately hanging on against a league two side...

The ref playing it off his arse to save us. MoTM.

Cooper is making me support Plaid Cymru just so we can deport him.

has he been sacked yet?

Can't believe coops has just borrowed his match tactics from the simpsons

We need a goal, better bring on Ayew. If you don't laugh, you'll cry.

Definitely a trend with the newly promoted managers. Russell Martin dresses like he's got a date with a wetherspoons curry, McKenna like the step-dad trying to be cool and connect with his missus' kids on an afternoon out, Cooper like the divorced dad coming to a family bbq he's not been invited to.

There's a player in there and it's just he's been eating a 12" vinyl before each match.

"premier league, you're having a laugh". They're not wrong.

Honestly I'd rather watch Brooklyn 99 than this. Soumare puts in less of a shift than Hitchcock or Scully.

really appreciate skys red button stream going down so I can watch less of this.

This is hilariously bad. Love Ward planning to chase the clearance into the corner, like a dog with a bone.

Spending Saturday afternoon getting electrocuted and it'll be more entertaining that this shit. Get him gone John.

No? Stephy is number 10. Golding is 34.

gonna be brutally honest, I believe the victim more than a bunch of lads who really want people to disbelieve rape victims (3 guesses why they want that).

you assume wrongly. the vast majority of rapes are never actually prosecuted because the justice system so often fails victims (1% end in conviction, but it's not the case that 99% of allegations are false, don't believe MRAs: https://www.city.ac.uk/news-and-events/news/2022/04/new-scorecards-show-under-1-of-reported-rapes-lead-to-conviction-criminologist-explains-why-englands-justice-system-continues-to-fail), but the bloke all but admitted it as Lambert said.

he's currently on extended bail for raping a woman so yes. he also got away with another count in 2021 "because the relevant legislation had not yet come into effect at the time it is said to have occurred.".

100%. Parteys a ****ing rapist who's getting away scot free because he's rich, if other rich people wanna take chunks out of him I'm gonna cheer them on

it's not limited with decent managers, although I'll grant you that Rudkin thinks abroad is who is in charge of the womens team so we're not going to go for a Roger Schmidt or Sergio Conceicao