The Doctor

we're obviously not given he's just started at Rangers

Wolves bought him and then sent him on a loan with an obligation to buy, couldn't buy and sell in the same window

he was still in charge of Everton until January, so it was only the summer when we went for Cifuentes, and we a) were not an appealing job and b) there was an obvious route back into the prem quickly when either Nuno got booted from Forest or a team like Wolves or Leeds panicked

imagine if we actually played with intent for 90 minutes

screamer

our board have the attention span of a goldfish and will only remember a spirited second half rather than the absolutely rancid first half

had to lay out off for James to drive it there

imagine getting put on your arse by soumares feet being too quick for you I'd retire tbqh

at this point if you're a young player you stall signing, play and get your agent to tout you around on the basis of your performances

that was a foul on Abdul really

oh hey, look what happens when we try putting the ball in dangerous areas and attack it...

a lump of concrete would control the midfield more than he does tbf

tbf so was cannavaro. His lack of positional sense and the way he just chases the ball like a puppy are the problem more than his height

skipp at CB he doesn't have a clue

Soumare Skipp and Ayew, amazing how we can somehow make ourselves worse with a set of subs

U21s don't need registering. we could drop every single senior player and play the U21 squad every week under the rules and frankly we'd be no worse for it

watching the first goal again, it's a work of art. As in a kids finger painting would be more coherent than that defending

lol, where the **** is any of the defending? just make it an absolute thumping so he has to go

that should have been three but for a shit touch from O'Hare, where the **** is our right side

sack him, and sack Faes and Vestegaard for gross incompetence tbqh

yep. If he's set up 1 v 1 he rinses any full back in the division. 1 v 2 or 3 is a difficult one but it means there should be one or two free runners from us. But there aren't, because this system isolates our threats and makes them easy to nullify

Out of form but lets be honest, watch whenever he gets the ball, there'll be 4 players in and around that corner of the box. Teams set up to deny him the cut in and shoot, because it's literally the only tactic we have. A non-fraudulent manager with some actual tactics and he'd look a class above this division again, because teams wouldn't be able to just shut him down knowing we have nothing else to punish them for doing so.

stale mince pie and can of Chang coming in v Ipswich

Dicked his QPR side 6-2 and all the football we've played this season has been as rancid as RvNs tenure. he's right, RvN would have been no worse than this chancer

Ruesha Littlejohn, more like Littlejohn Cena