StanSP

First and third goals brilliant, but how hard was Seb Hutchinson trying here to find a label for Messi 'the chief in Kansas City' was very much cringeworthy.

Are you sure

That's way more of a handball than earlier.

Just seen Messi got a hat trick. The man is a machine.

Reid on co Comms calling it a fantastic header even though it was quite obviously an own goal

Andy Reid

That's never a handball. It pops up off his body anyway, thought that means it's okay?

Haaland first goal in a world cup. Only took 28 mins.

They're absolutely huge. Some of the college football stadiums would put ours to shame!

Imagine the comments made when he walks out on any town centre. All those Inter Miami Messi shirts

Tielemans-esque from the FA Cup game...

Darren Cann is a good lad ain't he. True to his opinion.

Trip to Turkey went well.

Designs are usually done around Feb/March.

Either the match will send me to sleep or Giroud will.

Absolute dog shit from France.

Sri Lanka Women on course for a big win vs NZ...

what the fvck are they playing at

is that Dorsett speculating, or what Tuchel has actually said?

Get him gone any means necessary. Trouble being that he's the kind of player that sits perfectly in Martin's possession-based system. Given his record of falling out with managers and not exactly setting the Championship on fire, what club in their right mind would take him?

Good idea. However it appears to have been too late to edit as the option doesn't come up!

Small print! Have fun in Congo. I'm currently on Copacabana beach...

There's a Mexican dude that was caught making the gesture very offensive to Asians in the background of a South Korean influencer's video in the stadium.

I've never known an involuntary twitch to be so precisely done. What a berk. Just own it man ffs.

The game is that exciting isn't it