DANGEROUS TIGER

I remember it well. I first stood on the terracing in 1957, as a little nipper. Spent many a season, a few years later, as a regular, on them there terraces. Bless 'em.

Oh dear me. Tut! Tut! What a sad little soul you are. Tell me when your birthday is, and I will send you a rattle for your play pen.

Let's be honest. Only morons need chants. If a profesional football club really do need them, then the players must be brain dead, like those who think they are beneficial..

A recent survey has taken place to see why men get out of bed in the middle of the night. The results show that 5% have a drink of water, 13% go to the toilet, and 82% go home.

Marmite! The food of the Devil I reckon. Marmite sandwiches should be handed out in schools as a punishment to naughy pupils.

Chant. Forest, Derby, and Covenrtree' Your'e just, a load of crap you see, Leicester, we are the number ones. And you are just a load of bums. Oh well, I tried anyway.

My early mornig gripe. The toaster that didn't turn off and eject my two slices. I was having a shave, when the fire alarms went off as my toast went up in flames!

Hedgehoppers Anonymous- It's Good News Week.

We get this problem, in what should be a fairly quiet close. I just let the dog out, (big German Shepherd) and watch them scatter into the night. He would lick them to death, but they don't know that, as they think he's a police dog. Better than watching the tele. :laugh:

My son is asthmatic as I used to be. As old age creeps on, so mine appears to be returning. You genuinely have my sympathy

Totally agee. :thumbsup:

Race With the Devil, by "The Gun" Up next is The Yardbirds' (60s only)

People who snore loudly and keep me awake all bloody night! The more you shove 'em the louder they get.

As a serving Police Community Support Officer, I have to state that this act was ridiculous, and not part of their role. The only time a P.C.S.O. may enter a private property is if there is deemed to be a danger to life or limb. They can also enter, for any reason, in the company of a Police Officer. I just can't understand what they thought they were doing! Totally wrong, and would not be tolerated here at Thames Valley Police. If I did it, I would be in deep shit.

Fried tomato, large mushroom, three slices of bacon. three sausages, two waffles, and two eggs. Pot of coffee on the side,with two slces of thickly buttered Granary bread. Yummy! Yummy!

Oh Gawd! How much more of this old cobblers do we have to put up with?

The latest news report states that M.J.s family want him cremated, and recycled into rubbish bags, so that he can be what he was in life... black, plastic. and still a danger to children. One U.S. Senator was quoted as saying that his remains could resolve the unemployment problem in the the American plastics industry.

Mugged an old lady and got 20p. Did a little shoplifting in Tescos for supper tonight. Got pissed, smoked some weed, vandalised a few cars, and kicked the shit out of my missus. Bloody boring day again.

I agree with Lisa. I feel so sorry for you, but the public as a whole, just don't want to get involved. I don.t know whether this is a fear of getting hurt, or just plain apathy. The bus driver should be shot at dawn.

Her sentence was pathetic. She should have served six months. What a bitch!

My computer.

Sounds like my sort of food. Love the sound of the "home made cherry and almond muffin" I am having steak, chips and onion rings. A bit boring I know, but it's ages since I had this.

Glad you liked Eric. Hes a real nice guy too. I drummed for him for six years, and he is so down to earth. Great to see him marching on, but not surprised.