Mark 'expert' Lawrenson

Yes I laughed when that mess of a woman Jenny Eclair (give me Jo Brand anytime ) said the Northern girl, does she not know Leicester is in the Midlands? the term Midlands is self explanatory. What was she doing on the show anyway? Surely she was not there to provide 'humour' she never was or ever will be funny.

My mate who hates football (Tigers fan) laughing in O Neills when City got thrashed 6-1 and the red mist coming down whoops, I had to leave after that. Last train home

I live in Narborough is it you?

Them 2 twats who present BBC news in the mornings Bill and Sian uuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh, horrible people. Oh but fridays are something different Sussanah Reid Yes please!

People who have trampolines in there back gardens, fed up of sitting in my house and having my privacy invaded by the neighbours ugly kids heads bouncing up and down over the fence. Makes me so ANGRY, **** OFF AND LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE.

oh I am all confused, bloody computers let me concentrate on footballing matters!

Hi I am Lawro, I am sure you will know me from the BBC football program Match of the Day where I give my expert opinion on all things football. I look forward to giving you all the benefit of my vast footballing knowledge.